Cleveland Indians

[Mortimer]

Gee..I think I was just talking about CC Sabbathia with one of the seers here.

Observe:


Mr. Cy Young has a 10 hitter going after 3 innings tonight........ ( I don't believe in that old wives tale stating....if you say it--well you've jinxed it.)

7 runs given up....although only all of them are earned runs.








Mr. MainCourse ,sir....how do you do it?

[Mortimer]

Of course with an .050 batting average..Jason Michaels just HAD to start in right.


No way he's going to replace the Yankee Clippper , D.Dellucci, in left....not as long as DD's hitting .250 he's not.

[The Bid]

I cant take much more Michaels, hes s hit the bed once again.

CC is fat slob. He cant take the pressure in his contract year. What a dumb douche not to resign, he will never have another year like his last. Byrd isnt dressed tonight he flew over to Romania for HGH treatment

[Mortimer]

Birdie flew.....ror!

I tried to explain Sabbathia's well documented head problems to HorseOffCourse...but he just ain't buyin' it.



Say.....how's the Cavs rotation doing tonght?

Do we have one?

[GPK]

Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman

Birdie flew.....ror!

I tried to explain Sabbathia's well documented head problems to HorseOffCourse...but he just ain't buyin' it.



Say.....how's the Cavs rotation doing tonght?

Do we have one?

[Mortimer]

^^^ Wears ear muffs while sitting on eggs.

[GPK]

Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman

^^^ Wears ear muffs while sitting on eggs.

good to see you MDF

[Mortimer]

Oh..we're only down by 17 near the end of the third.








But it is Chicago...I can't be too critical.

They are very close to dreaming about being.....something.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by GPK

good to see you MDF

Thank you....mega kissy-poo's to you....ma'am.

[Mortimer]

Say, Bid...how's those Monsters doing?









God....this is so embarrassing.

[GPK]

Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman

Thank you....mega kissy-poo's to you....ma'am.

[Mortimer]

We have an arena fb team now.....don't ya know.







Called the Radiators or something stupid like that.

They're probably getting the snot kicked out of them,too.

[Mortimer]

[Mortimer]

To bad they yanked CC... I thought he had a shot at a 30 hitter....ah really did.

[The Bid]

Monsters out of the playoffs
Galdiators who knows
Indians getting smoked
Cavs who cares

The Cleveland Lions Minor league football team is supposed to be unreal this year.

I need the Jays on the money line, parlay with the Tigers. I know better than to touch the Indians with "Heres Johnny" He hit another bomb tonight, 3 on the year

[Mortimer]

Oh boy.

And I didn't even know about these Lions! Oh well...they'll probably feed them to the Christians.



HJ is a real clutch hitter..as you know.God knows where we'd be tonight without him.

[The Bid]

He always comes through when you need him.

[TheSpyder]

Aewsome band...The Radiators

Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman

We have an arena fb team now.....don't ya know.







Called the Radiators or something stupid like that.

They're probably getting the snot kicked out of them,too.

[The Bid]

Michaels just got a hit. His average is up to .075

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by The Bid

Michaels just got a hit. His average is up to .075

thud