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Old 11-22-2007, 08:25 AM
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You know I was reading all the Thanksgiving Posts and how much enjoys this site, DT stables, and each other and I was thinking...

Some of us are older, some younger, but one things for sure...we will all get old some day.

Steve, I think you should start planning for the DT Retirement Home!

Just think, we're 80-90 years old and whatcha gonna do?

People helping to feed us in rooms with live feeds of all tracks in every room.

Bed pan, walker, and internet wagering always available.

Chuck can have his stable out back and use his electric wheel chair to see how Cherie and here daughter, who'se now taken over is doing training SWLY third generatioin.

Scavs in the player club arguring with BTW about a horse or a race.

Seriously, I think it would be a great idea.

Whose in?
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Old 11-22-2007, 08:44 AM
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put the pipe down son....dt daycare is a much more profitable venture..
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Old 11-22-2007, 08:54 AM
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Old 11-22-2007, 09:56 AM
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Originally Posted by TheSpyder
You know I was reading all the Thanksgiving Posts and how much enjoys this site, DT stables, and each other and I was thinking...

Some of us are older, some younger, but one things for sure...we will all get old some day.

Steve, I think you should start planning for the DT Retirement Home!

Just think, we're 80-90 years old and whatcha gonna do?

People helping to feed us in rooms with live feeds of all tracks in every room.

Bed pan, walker, and internet wagering always available.

Chuck can have his stable out back and use his electric wheel chair to see how Cherie and here daughter, who'se now taken over is doing training SWLY third generation.

Scavs in the player club auguring with BTW about a horse or a race.

Seriously, I think it would be a great idea.

Whose in?
how about the retirement home right on chuck's farm? we'd have animal therapy on the property. for those still able and wanting to, they could do some of the barn work.
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Old 11-22-2007, 06:13 PM
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Well, okay ... as long as you guys don't walk around with your pants pulled up to your chins

It will sort of be like, "Gulfstream North".
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Old 11-22-2007, 07:00 PM
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Originally Posted by TheSpyder
You know I was reading all the Thanksgiving Posts and how much enjoys this site, DT stables, and each other and I was thinking...

Some of us are older, some younger, but one things for sure...we will all get old some day.

Steve, I think you should start planning for the DT Retirement Home!

Just think, we're 80-90 years old and whatcha gonna do?

People helping to feed us in rooms with live feeds of all tracks in every room.

Bed pan, walker, and internet wagering always available.

Chuck can have his stable out back and use his electric wheel chair to see how Cherie and here daughter, who'se now taken over is doing training SWLY third generatioin.

Scavs in the player club kissing BTW's a$$.

Seriously, I think it would be a great idea.

Whose in?
Fixed that for you.
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Old 11-22-2007, 08:17 PM
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Since I'd probably be the first to need same...count me in!
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Old 11-22-2007, 08:44 PM
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Zzzzzzzz....huh? What? I wasn't dozing off....Stupid kids....Zzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Old 11-22-2007, 08:56 PM
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scav banned from shuffleboard league after third positive for milkshaking.
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Old 11-22-2007, 09:17 PM
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Bingo fixing scandal......of course Bky will announce the numbers and have nothing to do with it.
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Old 11-23-2007, 12:33 AM
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scav banned from shuffleboard league after third positive for milkshaking.
And lasix overdosage, tries to explain by saying, "But I have congestive heart failure"
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Old 11-23-2007, 07:10 AM
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Attention all DT Retirement Home members.

Satuday's wheelchair races will now be run on the new Cushion Track as a response to all of you with hemeroids.

1st Race: Motorized Division. NW2 - 880 yards 8 hp limit division

2nd Race: Hand/Free Style, Maidens 660 yards

Nap

3rd race: The Steve Byk Stakes: 80 year olds and up - 1400 yards
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Old 11-23-2007, 09:08 AM
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Attention all DT Retirement Home members.

Satuday's wheelchair races will now be run on the new Cushion Track as a response to all of you with hemeroids.

1st Race: Motorized Division. NW2 - 880 yards 8 hp limit division

2nd Race: Hand/Free Style, Maidens 660 yards

Nap

3rd race: The Steve Byk Stakes: 80 year olds and up - 1400 yards
Fortunately for fans, they can look forward to a long(er) career from their favorite competitors in these events, as a victory will in no way enhance their breeding value.
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Old 11-23-2007, 10:37 AM
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Just as long as it has a pool like this to keep us young for our Saratoga trips
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