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Old 11-05-2007, 08:34 PM
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I meant the "not heard" part.


Oh.
















I will give you heard in exchange for touching.

Anywhere we please.
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Old 11-05-2007, 08:35 PM
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Probably a bad idea.
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Old 11-05-2007, 08:36 PM
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Oh.
















I will give you heard in exchange for touching.

Anywhere we please.

Oh, so women should be seen, heard and touched? I'm assuming you don't mean "alittle touched in the head"?
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Old 11-05-2007, 08:39 PM
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Oh, so women should be seen, heard and touched? I'm assuming you don't mean "alittle touched in the head"?

Interesting response.





Take a look at this ink blot:









What does this mean to you?
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Old 11-05-2007, 08:43 PM
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Interesting response.





Take a look at this ink blot:









What does this mean to you?

I thought ink blots were supposed to be black??? Pink works for me though.

Ok, I see a doped-up, pink bunny rabbit. What does that tell you doctor???
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Old 11-05-2007, 08:45 PM
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I thought ink blots were supposed to be black??? Pink works for me though.

Ok, I see a doped-up, pink bunny rabbit. What does that tell you doctor???





Oh boy.



You are in desperate need of an immediate and complete physical examination.

You're also very lucky as I am a qualified medical doctor as well.
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Old 11-05-2007, 08:48 PM
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Oh boy.



You are in desperate need of an immediate and complete physical examination.

You're also very lucky as I am a qualified medical doctor as well.

I'll need to see your degree of course.
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I'll need to see your degree of course.



Yes....of course.I'll be happy















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Yes....of course.I'll be happy















thud



OH NO! I'VE KILLED MORTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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OH NO! I'VE KILLED MORTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





ror!


Do you realize how much trouble you are in?
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Old 11-05-2007, 08:57 PM
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ror!


Do you realize how much trouble you are in?

I'm not worried. You always seem to return to the living.









Are you a vampire?????
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Old 11-05-2007, 08:59 PM
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I'm not worried. You always seem to return to the living.









Are you a vampire?????












I am Wolfman.


But a catwoman is in my blood thus the extry lives.
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I am Wolfman.


But a catwoman is in my blood thus the extry lives.



Lucky you. Just remember, even cats have only 9 lives.
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Old 11-06-2007, 08:41 AM
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Lucky you. Just remember, even cats have only 9 lives.
But there are CatThieves.




More lives can always be stolen.
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Old 11-06-2007, 08:51 AM
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But as far as places go......my lives are done in one....used up....stone dead.




I'm sure the festival still goes on.

The fucl<ing as shole is dead.
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Old 11-06-2007, 09:22 AM
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I am good enough....





..I am smart enough....








...and ,DOGGONE IT, people like me.





Most.











a LOT.













OK....some.













Well it's not like no one does.



















So no one likes me.


















Big friggin' deal.
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Old 11-06-2007, 09:25 AM
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Allow me to mention a couple of names or so.





BySlander and ByAClit don't like me.


That's pretty clear.


I only mention this for informational purposes only.
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Old 11-06-2007, 09:35 AM
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MiracleWhip never did like me anway.

I heard he lives a in a roach motel.

Can't train seals.



LaBarge ...I don't think cares for me either.

Same for Santa NaJimi....he's gone south on me.

Hyunadai Science?......don't like me neither.
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Old 11-06-2007, 09:36 AM
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But the question that is uppermost in many minds is .....






does Thebby really like ya????







or







is she just playin ya like a well kept vintage violin??
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Old 11-06-2007, 09:38 AM
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Ah wonder where Dave Mayson stands on this?
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