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Old 10-22-2007, 11:18 AM
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Oh ...yes. You're so funny.





r u sure it's not your desk?
nope, not the desk. this is a naughty-free zone.
besides, i'm short, i can't jump up there to sit--my feet would dangle.
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Old 10-22-2007, 11:19 AM
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you gonna pass that around?
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Old 10-22-2007, 11:50 AM
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Morty,

They let you out? Congrats.
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Old 10-22-2007, 12:21 PM
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nope, not the desk. this is a naughty-free zone.
besides, i'm short, i can't jump up there to sit--my feet would dangle.



I.....








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Old 10-22-2007, 12:21 PM
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Old 10-22-2007, 12:22 PM
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Morty,

They let you out? Congrats.

I broke out.







The fools didn't know I was fashioning a toothbrush out of a shiv.
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Old 10-22-2007, 01:12 PM
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I broke out.







The fools didn't know I was fashioning a toothbrush out of a shiv.
I laughed.

Classic MDF.

Bravo.
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Old 10-22-2007, 01:33 PM
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I laughed.

Classic MDF.

Bravo.




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Old 10-22-2007, 10:55 PM
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speaking of horsies, like the COLTS tonight?


That was just a tickler.







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Old 10-23-2007, 05:46 AM
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do you take a check?
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Old 10-23-2007, 07:45 AM
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I would say by Friday at the latsest...but I would think Thursday night.


Don't go doing anything stupid until you see the analysis.



I know you won't ...but someone else might.


Since I'm a "Rookie" to the Mortimer racing wisdom, I can't wait to see your analysis.
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Old 10-23-2007, 08:20 AM
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Grade Jub... I mean great job Morty. Another winner.

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I WIN AND WIN AND WIN!!!
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Old 10-23-2007, 08:22 AM
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Since I'm a "Rookie" to the Mortimer racing wisdom, I can't wait to see your analysis.

Careful.....I'm a hard habit to break.
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Old 10-23-2007, 08:24 AM
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do you take a check?

Anything for you,baby.
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Old 10-23-2007, 10:40 AM
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Careful.....I'm a hard habit to break.

Thanks for the warning. When is the point in time I can't play the rookie card, and I lose this status?
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Old 10-23-2007, 10:53 AM
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okay for those of you who had the COLTS last night, you now have two homes or double your bank accounts. Thank you.
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Thanks for the warning. When is the point in time I can't play the rookie card, and I lose this status?


When the night is frenetic

And you sniff Theby Lillies in May

When a dream becomes prophetic

You will rule en ze hay





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Old 10-23-2007, 10:54 AM
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okay for those of you who had the COLTS last night, you now have two homes or double your bank accounts. Thank you.
Oh shut up.
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Old 10-23-2007, 11:00 AM
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OOOOOOOOOO

hoovebeed















wait a minute
































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Old 10-23-2007, 11:20 AM
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