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Old 08-07-2007, 10:14 PM
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I'm pregnant.
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Old 08-07-2007, 10:16 PM
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I'm pregnant.

That went over my head.


Please explain to this simple minded dweeb.
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Old 08-07-2007, 10:19 PM
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Diaper....what can I say?





I would think go fucl< yourself fits well here.
Aye, it does, thank you for that Sir Bore-Me-More
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Old 08-07-2007, 10:20 PM
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Aye, it does, thank you for that Sir Bore-Me-More

Mighyt white of you.






I still think you look like an Amish heretic...but that's just me.
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Old 08-07-2007, 10:20 PM
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That went over my head.


Please explain to this simple minded dweeb.
I got drunk and knocked up in the craigslist...err get-togethers subforum. What can I say...I'm easy.
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Old 08-07-2007, 10:22 PM
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I got drunk and knocked up in the craigslist...err get-togethers subforum. What can I say...I'm easy.
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You must have went to the CajunHO School of ..oh I don't know....school of something.
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Old 08-07-2007, 10:25 PM
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OK...that will do it for todays exciting broadcast.






Unless I forgot something.
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Old 08-07-2007, 10:25 PM
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You must have went to the CajunHO School of ..oh I don't know....school of something.
School? Pfffffffffff efffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff fttttt! I haven't the time for that! Besides, who would take care of my crypt and my spiders Cobby and Webby?
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Old 08-07-2007, 10:28 PM
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Mighyt white of you.






I still think you look like an Amish heretic...but that's just me.
I am Lutheran so I'm at least halfway there.....
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School? Pfffffffffff efffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff fttttt! I haven't the time for that! Besides, who would take care of my crypt and my spiders Cobby and Webby?

ror!




You know Pillow....spiders don't think we perceive the web they weave.

But we do!




That's why only stupid insects get caught in them.

I hink Diaper may have been trapped once or twice though.
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Old 08-07-2007, 10:29 PM
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OK...that will do it for todays exciting broadcast.






Unless I forgot something.
The official Morty horse runs this weekend in the Secretariat....Mostacolli Mort or is he crinkle trash can material?
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Old 08-07-2007, 10:30 PM
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The official Morty horse runs this weekend in the Secretariat....Mostacolli Mort or is he crinkle trash can material?


Hello Sighty-Poo.

Let me get back to you tomoorw on that one.



But my thought is it looks very interesting.
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Old 08-07-2007, 10:32 PM
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I am Lutheran so I'm at least halfway there.....

Well good......I do think you and PezzDispencer look alike.
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Old 08-07-2007, 10:34 PM
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So if there's nothing else I have to think of something to dream about tonight.


I think I'm going to chase ghosts out of haunted houses.






It's one of my fav dream scenarios.


Nightkins.
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Old 08-07-2007, 10:34 PM
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ror!




You know Pillow....spiders don't think we perceive the web they weave.

But we do!




That's why only stupid insects get caught in them.

I hink Diaper may have been trapped once or twice though.
Cobby and Webby don't like albinos. Too tart.



They do enjoy a little leatherbacks. Tastes like Tuna.


I disagreed.


Leatherbacks taste like cream cheese and waffles.
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Old 08-07-2007, 10:34 PM
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wow I've missed so much!
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Old 08-07-2007, 10:36 PM
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So if there's nothing else I have to think of something to dream about tonight.


I think I'm going to chase ghosts out of haunted houses.






It's one of my fav dream scenarios.


Nightkins.

I had a strange dream the other night that Surething, I mean Serling, gave me a golf lesson.


I swear I'm not making that **** up.
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Old 08-07-2007, 10:38 PM
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I had a strange dream the other night that Surething, I mean Serling, gave me a golf lesson.


I swear I'm not making that **** up.
Did you practice with his putter?
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Old 08-07-2007, 10:38 PM
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I had a strange dream the other night that Surething, I mean Serling, gave me a golf lesson.


I swear I'm not making that **** up.
Oh boy...I'm not even going to start to analyze that one.
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I left my zebra here.





Hello Uncly.

You know what is ..don't you?





Temporal lobe...bet ya.
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