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Old 04-10-2007, 03:51 PM
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morte'? please explain...
Shirley.......Witch Carla is taking too many Amthebbymenes again.
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Old 04-10-2007, 03:52 PM
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So he thought he was the father too? Geesh... tell him to take a number.

Guppy.....Fire2Ice has me on ignore.



Does she no longer want to slit my throat?
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Old 04-10-2007, 03:55 PM
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Guppy.....Fire2Ice has me on ignore.



Does she no longer want to slit my throat?
The job has been delegated to me.
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Old 04-10-2007, 03:59 PM
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The job has been delegated to me.



Guppy....you're a gay yacht club member.




Stop mixing up your roles.
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Old 04-10-2007, 03:59 PM
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Shirley.......Witch Carla is taking too many Amthebbymenes again.
you keep slagging carla and methinks you might catch a kick to the behind.
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Old 04-10-2007, 04:02 PM
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you keep slagging carla and methinks you might catch a kick to the behind.

Carla enjoys slagging(???)....and I have kevlar protection covering my dupa.
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Old 04-10-2007, 04:02 PM
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Mortician,

Be warned that I excel at ALL of my roles. Tread lightly, dear.
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Old 04-10-2007, 04:03 PM
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Mortician,

Be warned that I excel at ALL of my roles. Tread lightly, dear.

Say the following:



HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

I am new here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can anyone tell me what track is in New York City?



Thanks in advance.
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Old 04-10-2007, 04:05 PM
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I think you need to have your 'ducts' cleaned out, Morty.
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Old 04-10-2007, 04:07 PM
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you keep slagging carla and methinks you might catch a kick to the behind.
He's still mad because I called him silly.
Again.
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Old 04-10-2007, 04:08 PM
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Carla enjoys slagging(???)....and I have kevlar protection covering my dupa.
to insult or bad mouth...
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Old 04-10-2007, 04:09 PM
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He's still mad because I called him silly.
Again.
oooohh you nasty mean girl you
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Old 04-10-2007, 04:12 PM
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I think you need to have your 'ducts' cleaned out, Morty.
Just say it....voice pattern analysis may clear you.
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Old 04-10-2007, 04:14 PM
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He's still mad because I called him silly.
Again.
Yes....again.

I know you're proud.



Wait until the other FOD members find out YOU'RE the reason I have left.
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Old 04-10-2007, 04:15 PM
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Yes....again.

I know you're proud.



Wait until the other FOD members find out YOU'RE the reason I have left.
careful...they may crown her queen.
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Old 04-10-2007, 04:16 PM
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careful...they may crown her queen.

Perhaps Strumpet Carla should take the voice pattern anaylsis sampling?
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Old 04-10-2007, 04:18 PM
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what???
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Old 04-10-2007, 04:19 PM
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what???
Oh my God.





You have been sloppy in your HO Studies...ma'am.
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Old 04-10-2007, 04:21 PM
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Later tonight I'll let Dr. Warren Guthire use my screen name. He is the world's greatest HO hunter.



He will provide THE primer on Ho profiling.






Don't you miss it.
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Old 04-10-2007, 04:22 PM
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HO boy, I can't wait.
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