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|  isaac hayes, dead at 65 a family member found him lying on the floor next to a treadmll, unresponsive.  no cause of death as yet. singer, actor, and of course 'chef' on south park. guy had a hell of a voice. 
				__________________ Books serve to show a man that those original thoughts of his aren't very new at all. Abraham Lincoln | 
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|   The treadmill is being held as "a machine of interest." | 
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|   The treadmills name has been given out by police as Unresponsive. | 
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|   A police source said they suspect Unresponsive is giving them the run-a-round. | 
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|   Calls to the machines close friend,Dino Velvet, have not been returned. | 
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|   Unresponsive is requesting to call his Lawyer Ron. | 
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|   Apparently he's tied up with Judge Judy. | 
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|   Ask Bob may be brought into the case. | 
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|   Needless to say..this is no run of the mill investigation. | 
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|   Leaks from police headquarters are making many people there cry. | 
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|   One source said Unresponsive may have fingered a Mr. Stair Master. Police are taking steps to find this machine. | 
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|   Morte...some of your best work yet     
				__________________ We've Gone Delirious | 
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|   Thank you with honors. I'm on to the case of The Missing Boo Bees. | 
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|   I am off the case of The Missing Boo Bees. | 
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|   Who is the man who would risk his life for his brother man? Shaft John Shaft Can you dig it? 
				__________________ We've Gone Delirious | 
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|   I'm dead, chillens! | 
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|   Upon reading Dannie's post here...Lt. Kinderman replied: "Gee Dan...you mean those internet reports and radio/tv bulletins are all true? I'm floored...really." | 
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|  Rest in Peace, Duke of New York Where would Snake Plissken be without the Duke to make that movie a cult classic? Isaac was a cool dude. | 
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