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Old 06-30-2008, 01:31 PM
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she wore an.....itsybitsyteenyweenyblackwaistribb-on-ee-nee


that she wore for the first time today


then someone....yankeditoffherohgeez-ow-ee it was done by kgb-ee


now her dress refuses to stay






YAY!!



































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Old 06-30-2008, 01:33 PM
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Thud!
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Old 06-30-2008, 01:37 PM
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UnclyTrust refuses to play 5 card pud.


But she will play follow the queen.





Jacks are better is another game she despises.
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Old 06-30-2008, 01:39 PM
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What will Sighty be called if she ever becomes a ghost?


Sighty-Boo.
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Old 06-30-2008, 01:40 PM
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What do you call a lesbian with a long memory?



UnclyTusk.
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Old 06-30-2008, 01:43 PM
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Or a crazy pachyderm?



A phsycophant.
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Old 06-30-2008, 01:44 PM
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Why isn't Sighty-Poo typing?





She went to change her ribbon.

Her other was ate by a gibbon.













A-HAHAHAHAHA
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Old 06-30-2008, 01:51 PM
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Aparently IM Pei is not related to IM Hip.
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Old 06-30-2008, 01:56 PM
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Do you groww herbs in your garden?


Peaches does.
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Old 06-30-2008, 01:58 PM
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I'm going to take the A train.


How about a hand for the mist?
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Old 06-30-2008, 02:09 PM
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Oh ..before I go.


Uncly...I didn't mean to be cruel with the " a lesbian". Not at all. I hope you did not take it that way because,as you know, .....ah love yo azz.
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Old 06-30-2008, 02:18 PM
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What do you call a lesbian with a long memory?



UnclyTusk.


my memory constantly fails me. So I'm UnclynoTusk
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Old 06-30-2008, 02:27 PM
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Good deal.




Poker with you just got more interesting.


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Old 06-30-2008, 02:30 PM
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UnclyTrust refuses to play 5 card pud.


But she will play follow the queen.





Jacks are better is another game she despises.

I do like to play Follow the b*tch.

The only poker I've played in tourey's is sissy hold em'.

I'll five card your pud anyday morty!
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Old 06-30-2008, 02:38 PM
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Give me a break already.




I am unbeatable at 5 or 7 card stud.



That's right.

That's what I said----unbeatable.
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Old 06-30-2008, 02:55 PM
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And now the ...CAH-SOL.. becomes public property as I have been promoted to a supervisory position at Draculas.....CAH-SOL.

I am due from several of you ladies photos in your undergarments...so I will check pm from time to time.















Don't disappoint me.
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Old 06-30-2008, 03:05 PM
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Give me a break already.




I am unbeatable at 5 or 7 card stud.



That's right.

That's what I said----unbeatable.

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Old 06-30-2008, 03:41 PM
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And now the ...CAH-SOL.. becomes public property as I have been promoted to a supervisory position at Draculas.....CAH-SOL.

I am due from several of you ladies photos in your undergarments...so I will check pm from time to time.

Don't disappoint me.
Leaving so soon, I just entered the castle today.

Busy bees in here today.


Morte' when I said to you yesterday he would have to go through you to get to me....well that was dumb, your a ghost, he can just walk thru you.....

I think he cyber threatened me...yikes.
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Old 06-30-2008, 07:43 PM
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Oh thanks!!!!
The drama still continues....
Are you behaving yourself tonite Deb-O-Deb?
Be careful Geeker Cat she has VERY BIG dogs.

I ALWAYS behave myself.
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Old 06-30-2008, 07:44 PM
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I would love to get a peek at those Very Big ones

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