The official "How Else to Ruin the BC" contest

[my miss storm cat]

Let's take it a step further, shall we?

Kindly post one (or more) suggestion(s) on what other wonderful ideas those in charge could ponder as they're doing such a stupendous job.

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Replace Trevor Denman with Avery Smartman as announcer.

... or maybe Frank's Energy Girls could take turns and call the races.

Make the BC Classic a handicap and put Bob Costas on Curlin.

[Late Fires]

Replace Curlin with Avery Smartman and Hossy in a horsey suit.

[my miss storm cat]

Have some God-awful giveaway.....

What could be worse than the trash cans at SA?

A nude jock calendar?

Suppose it could be pocket-sized...

[philcski]

* have a fan voting contest for "MVH"

* have a halftime contest where fans run the track in horsie suits

* introduce new bets such as the chestnuts vs. bays vs. greys

* have the jockeys try to give a winner's speech

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Late Fires

Replace Curlin with Avery Smartman and Hossy in a horsey suit.

We tried that.





It was an abysmal failure.

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by philcski

* introduce new bets such as the chestnuts vs. bays vs. greys

Oh you are so winning!

[philcski]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

Oh you are so winning!

Love you too, dahlink

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by philcski

Love you too, dahlink

What else Phil... what other non-Morty stuff can you come up with?

[philcski]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

What else Phil... what other non-Morty stuff can you come up with?

* Start off the event with a Frank's Energy Girls in tassel bikinis float parade

* Introduce the "A One Rocket BC Stakes" whereas trainers can use whatever drug concoction they can to win, with special "Dr. Allday Bonuses" for least detectable potions

* Add the "Zippy Chippy Invitational" at one furlong with the field as 1/2 man, 1/2 beast

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by philcski

* Start off the event with a Frank's Energy Girls in tassel bikinis float parade

* Introduce the "A One Rocket BC Stakes" whereas trainers can use whatever drug concoction they can to win, with special "Dr. Allday Bonuses" for least detectable potions

* Add the "Zippy Chippy Invitational" at one furlong with the field as 1/2 man, 1/2 beast

Very nice! I especially like the bolded race.

Will that be on "Ladies Day" or the good day?

(*waiting to see if Sniper will add a TAP / gay themed race*)

[Mortimer]

Why don't they have you flash the victory sign at the start?

[SniperSB23]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

(*waiting to see if Sniper will add a TAP / gay themed race*)

Would have to be the War Emblem Gay Pride Breeders Cup. Couldn't think of any participants beyond Flower Alley and Mr Shortcake though.

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman

Why don't they have you flash the victory sign at the start?

Who me?

Nah, I'm in charge of the swimming events they need to add in for the HK horsies...

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by SniperSB23

Would have to be the War Emblem Gay Pride Breeders Cup. Couldn't think of any participants beyond Flower Alley and Mr Shortcake though.

Yea!

The 2nd official mention of my Mr. Shortcake on DT!!!

I knew you wouldn't let me down.....

[philcski]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

Very nice! I especially like the bolded race.

Will that be on "Ladies Day" or the good day?

(*waiting to see if Sniper will add a TAP / gay themed race*)

If you're going to toss me a softball... I'll hit it out:

* Add the "Todd Pletcher Invitational Stakes" whereas the minimum horseflesh purchase price will be $3,000,000... running for a purse of $45k (crossfiring 2yo's in training encouraged )

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

Who me?

Nah, I'm in charge of the swimming events they need to add in for the HK horsies...

Well maybe they could just show Cajunatah doing her OH! face then.

[philcski]

Originally Posted by SniperSB23

Would have to be the War Emblem Gay Pride Breeders Cup. Couldn't think of any participants beyond Flower Alley and Mr Shortcake though.

Doesn't Magna G qualify for this race?

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by philcski

If you're going to toss me a softball... I'll hit it out:

* Add the "Todd Pletcher Invitational Stakes" whereas the minimum horseflesh purchase price will be $3,000,000... running for a purse of $45k (crossfiring 2yo's in training encouraged )

Can the announcer be wearing a chicken suit?

Sorry.... a flashback to the old days.

Should have written it in haiku.....