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Old 12-13-2007, 09:54 PM
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I mean it would look pretty stupid on the dupa,but....oh forget it.
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Old 12-13-2007, 10:21 PM
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I tried to get BUC NKD, BCK NKD or BUCK NKD, but they wouldn't allow it here in FL so I told them to BUCK OFF.

I tried to tell them it was my horse's name, but they said it was to dirty. COME ON!
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Old 12-13-2007, 10:23 PM
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I tried to get BUC NKD, BCK NKD or BUCK NKD, but they wouldn't allow it here in FL so I told them to BUCK OFF.

I tried to tell them it was my horse's name, but they said it was to dirty. COME ON!


Your horse or the name?
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Old 12-13-2007, 10:27 PM
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Oh be nice Morty. I have to get up early in the morning to go to yet another funeral. I seem to be doing that a lot lately.

Next week you can be mean again.
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Old 12-13-2007, 10:28 PM
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Your horse or the name?
Mort, be a gentlemen. Of course, it would be BOTH!

Her plate for you is "2 BUF 4U"!
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Old 12-13-2007, 10:29 PM
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I move this be retitled:


This Is My License Plate.




And another be opened under: This Is My Dupa.
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Old 12-13-2007, 10:30 PM
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And for a certain poster:



These Are All Of My Wooden Hangers.
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Old 12-13-2007, 10:31 PM
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If Mort drove we could chip in here and get him his own special plate -- "BEAT IT".

Other suggestions very welcome...
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Old 12-13-2007, 10:32 PM
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Oh be nice Morty. I have to get up early in the morning to go to yet another funeral. I seem to be doing that a lot lately.

Next week you can be mean again.

I'm sorry.







I hope these folks are dead.


I hate live funerals.
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Old 12-13-2007, 10:33 PM
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Mort, be a gentlemen. Of course, it would be BOTH!

Her plate for you is "2 BUF 4U"!
OH!!....GOOD ONE!





Sounds like a rap group.
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Old 12-13-2007, 10:35 PM
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GOOD NIGHT MORTY! Remind me to beat you with a wire hanger when I get back next week.
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Old 12-13-2007, 10:41 PM
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GOOD NIGHT MORTY! Remind me to beat you with a wire hanger when I get back next week.

I knew that was a bad ah-dee-er.




I apologize.



Uncalled for...but not meant to be mean...honest.


Just trying to lighten you up for tomorrow. There's nothing quite like going to a funeral with a nice big smiley face on.





I ususally start out by saying..."OK....who's the dead one?"










Honestly...I think they're dumb.


I just don't go to funerals.



Really.....the person is dead and hundreds of people go to do




what?.......confirm what everyone already knows??












Really....don't go.


Macabre.
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Old 12-13-2007, 10:44 PM
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Kinda hard to skip your father in law's funeral Morty.... Hubby drove up to N. FL this morning. I took care of everything today and am driving up tomorrow. Not really going to be a great holiday season at Buffy's house this year. Last few months have kinda sucked donkey balls.

I am hoping that 2008 will be a better year.

I am packing as I am typing. AND I CAN'T FIND MY PANTYHOSE!!!!
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Old 12-13-2007, 10:49 PM
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Kinda hard to skip your father in law's funeral Morty.... Hubby drove up to N. FL this morning. I took care of everything today and am driving up tomorrow. Not really going to be a great holiday season at Buffy's house this year. Last few months have kinda sucked donkey balls.

I am hoping that 2008 will be a better year.

I am packing as I am typing. AND I CAN'T FIND MY PANTYHOSE!!!!



I offer no answer for that last one.



Well I am honestly sorry...but I really don't understand funerals.

That's very tough for your husband as it is and these things make it all that much tougher.
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Old 12-13-2007, 10:51 PM
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Golly...I've gone way off topic again.





The morning crew is going to be just beside themselves.
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Old 12-13-2007, 10:51 PM
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Thanks. I will be sure to start a thread when I get back so you and PP can make some more idiotic comments.

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Old 12-13-2007, 10:52 PM
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Thanks. I will be sure to start a thread when I get back so you and PP can make some more idiotic comments.


Oh forget it.










It's a gift...really.
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Old 12-13-2007, 10:56 PM
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I will start another "YIPPEEEE..." thread. I will find another Buck Naked pic to post.
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Old 12-13-2007, 10:58 PM
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OK Mom...take it slow.




Oh...I may have found your pantyhose.









Nah...it's just an old ocean fishing net.













Oh I'm kidding.

Again..sorry to hear....hope things smooth out soon.
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Old 12-14-2007, 07:32 AM
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Actually...I think she left her pantyhose back at Bucky's place.
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