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Old 07-10-2012, 03:57 PM
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Default Mike Smith Nude

ESPN 2012 Body Issue - Mike Smith

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Old 07-10-2012, 04:00 PM
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Sigh. I didn't want to click on it. But I had to. Now my eyes hurt

But no denying, jocks have terrific bodies. The rest of the photo spread (the other athletes) was pretty cool, too.
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Old 07-10-2012, 04:08 PM
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Sigh. I didn't want to click on it. But I had to. Now my eyes hurt
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scroll back two pictures


or forward a few....

http://espn.go.com/espn/photos/galle...-espn-magazine
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Old 07-10-2012, 04:30 PM
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Who is the horse?
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Old 07-10-2012, 04:37 PM
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scroll back two pictures


or forward a few....

http://espn.go.com/espn/photos/galle...-espn-magazine
She's missing legs.

Would have been perfect for me, seeing that she can't run away.

I remember when I was in about 9th or 10th grade. I printed a picture of a naked girl with no arms and legs on a color printer and brought it into school.

I was going around showing people "Bob" as I called her. If you tossed her in water, she'd Bob.

Anyway, my social studies teacher had a family picture on his desk. When he was out of the class, I snuck the picture of 'Bob' inside the picture frame on his desk. It took him a while to notice it ... but the look of disgust on his face was priceless. He crumpled it up, threw it away, and didn't even bother asking anyone how it got there.
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Old 07-10-2012, 05:33 PM
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Mike Smith does nothing for me, but I'll take that soccer player.
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Old 07-10-2012, 07:19 PM
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Old 07-11-2012, 04:37 PM
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They should have done Men of DT instead.

I mean does anyone really want to see this?
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Old 07-11-2012, 05:20 PM
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They should have done Men of DT instead.

I mean does anyone really want to see this?
See the men of DT? I'll pass.
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Old 07-11-2012, 05:30 PM
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See the men of DT? I'll pass.
No dear... you're one of the guys we want photographed so you can't pass.
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Old 07-11-2012, 05:36 PM
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My girlfriend brags that she loves how "creepy and inappropriate" I am.

This place would be a goldmine of dating prospects for her if I ever kick the bucket.
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Old 07-11-2012, 06:08 PM
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They should have done Men of DT instead.

I mean does anyone really want to see this?
I'm certain no one want's to see anyone of the helmets in this crew.

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Old 07-11-2012, 08:05 PM
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OK who is who in this pic?
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Old 07-11-2012, 08:16 PM
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OK who is who in this pic?
Left to right:

Heels, Exacta Bob, Rudeboyelvis, -BT-, me, BigsMC, Math, Golfer, Antitrust, FullaSheets, Herkhorse.

Worst. Degenerates. Ever.
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Old 07-11-2012, 08:26 PM
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ROR! Thanks Kev! Friday Night at the Wood will have a whole new meaning to me ....and I don't mean that in a gay way
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Old 07-12-2012, 07:15 AM
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I'm certain no one want's to see anyone of the helmets in this crew.

It's not exactly Dawson's Creek....
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Old 07-12-2012, 12:57 PM
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I'm certain no one want's to see anyone of the helmets in this crew.

All-time record for Jesus Creepers at one DT outing?
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Old 07-12-2012, 01:00 PM
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All-time record for Jesus Creepers at one DT outing?
This sounds like a question for............................................... ..

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