Trying to pick up women...

#1 10-13-2011, 10:53 PM

online.

Will this work?

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Just wanted to say I find you very attractive. If I got to know you, I would invite you over for a romantic dinner and as soon as you arrived, I would pull you close and whisper in your ear "I have a Tombstone pizza in the freezer with your name on it." Then I would fill your wine glass with Sam’s Choice grape juice.

Thoughts? Recommendations? Better pick-up lines?

clyde · #2 10-13-2011, 11:02 PM

Sorbet??

#3 10-13-2011, 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by clyde

Sorbet??

That's not disclosed until we meet and I receive confirmation that she swallows.

my miss storm cat · #4 10-14-2011, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Coach Pants

That's not disclosed until we meet and I receive confirmation that she swallows.

So ummm not to be presumpteous or anything but I'm gonna assume I get to have sorbet.

#5 10-14-2011, 04:18 PM

Absolutely. Any flavor.

my miss storm cat · #6 10-14-2011, 08:12 PM

You.

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Now tell us a little more about this fantastic Tombstone pizza pickup line, Coachie...

Got any others?

Come on let's hear them!