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08-23-2011, 05:03 PM
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Breaking: GOP Candidates Don't Believe in Earthquakes
Breaking News: GOP candidates for president unanimously say they do not believe in earthquakes.
Rick Perry says he has never felt one, so concludes that scientists are fabricating the data. Michelle Bachmann says only God would have the power to move the earth, but that they cannot be real because they are not mentioned in the Bible. Rick Santorum said it wasn't an earthquake, more like a frothy mix. Ron Paul says that earthquakes are not consistent with the intent of the nation's founders, who included nothing about earthquakes in our Constitution. Newt Gingrich said you couldn't feel it in Hawaii. Mitt Romney apologized for once believing in earthquakes when he was governor of Massachusetts. Chris Christie said it's nobody's damn business if he felt it or not. Sarah Palin said it was the fault of the gotcha liberal media and Obama. Tim Pawlenty said earthquakes are bad. www.kos.com
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08-23-2011, 05:27 PM
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President Obama couldn't be reached for comment, he was golfing...................
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Felix Unger talking to Oscar Madison: "Your horse could finish third by 20 lengths and they still pay you? And you have been losing money for all these years?!"
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08-23-2011, 05:42 PM
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Joe Biden said it was a big effing deal.
Congressman Joe Wilson said, "You lie!"
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"Have the clean racing people run any ads explaining that giving a horse a Starbucks and a chocolate poppyseed muffin for breakfast would likely result in a ten year suspension for the trainer?" - Dr. Andrew Roberts
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08-24-2011, 11:46 AM
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 A sane voice in GOP land.Versus Rick Perry, who imploded after merely one week of exposing his own stupidity and contradicting his own words. Good lord, the GOP evangelical field is sad. Maybe that's why god centered an earthquake under Paul Ryans congressional district? 
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"Have the clean racing people run any ads explaining that giving a horse a Starbucks and a chocolate poppyseed muffin for breakfast would likely result in a ten year suspension for the trainer?" - Dr. Andrew Roberts
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Good one.
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