Uh Oh Scuds!

[MaTH716]

Mrs Broxton front and center. You better stock up on Rolaids!

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=3491451

[SCUDSBROTHER]

Three strikes (we out.)

1)Andruw signing a disaster(easiest prediction I ever made.)

2)Furcal's back getting tight as a virgin in da winter(why God pissin' on the Blue?)

3)Having to ask a woman(Broxton) to act as the executioner.

[SCUDSBROTHER]

General manager Ned Colletti said it is difficult to replace a closer.

"As far as trading for a closer, it's a lot like trying to acquire a shortstop -- it's a premium position and most teams don't carry an excess," Colletti said from the All-Star Game in New York.

Even Colletti knows he can't be confident in the young lady closing games out.

[goingtothewhip]

Mongo had rattlesnake for a late supper tonight.

Saito is toast... so best get used to the Brox.

[SCUDSBROTHER]

Originally Posted by goingtothewhip

Mongo had rattlesnake for a late supper tonight.

Saito is toast... so best get used to the Brox.

If he can keep the guys off the bases, then he is pretty tough. When they get on, the breaking ball gets high, and breaks down into the center of the plate. Tonite it started middle, and broke beautifully down to the ground(wicked.) God gives fatboys talent, cuz he knows they need the extra money to buy their feed.....Kuroda was awful. Wasn't very good in his last start, either. He came off the D.L. with 2 awesome starts, and now he can't seem to get control of his location. Too bad they can't hit like this day in day out. As soon as they face a good pitching team(like Atlanta) it fcks them up for a full week. They go into a hitting slump. Lost 3 in a row to Florida (after Atlanta left.) That JUERGENS MUTHA FKR is what started it. They are his bitches. They don't come out of it for 3-4 games after he kicks their butt.

[MaTH716]

Originally Posted by SCUDSBROTHER

If he can keep the guys off the bases, then he is pretty tough. When they get on, the breaking ball gets high, and breaks down into the center of the plate. Tonite it started middle, and broke beautifully down to the ground(wicked.) God gives fatboys talent, cuz he knows they need the extra money to buy their feed.....Kuroda was awful. Wasn't very good in his last start, either. He came off the D.L. with 2 awesome starts, and now he can't seem to get control of his location. Too bad they can't hit like this day in day out. As soon as they face a good pitching team(like Atlanta) it fcks them up for a full week. They go into a hitting slump. Lost 3 in a row to Florida (after Atlanta left.) That JUERGENS MUTHA FKR is what started it. They are his bitches. They don't come out of it for 3-4 games after he kicks their butt.

OMG that is F'n hysterical!

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by MaTH716

Mrs Broxton front and center. You better stock up on Rolaids!

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=3491451

Don't you mean Skids?