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Old 02-27-2008, 01:17 PM
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Default The official "How Else to Ruin the BC" contest
Let's take it a step further, shall we?

Kindly post one (or more) suggestion(s) on what other wonderful ideas those in charge could ponder as they're doing such a stupendous job.
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Old 02-28-2008, 09:41 AM
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Onesuit and Pointgiven1985 replace the ESPN broadcasting team.
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Old 02-28-2008, 09:41 AM
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Onesuit and Pointgiven1985 replace the ESPN broadcasting team.
Can Corrina help out?
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Old 02-28-2008, 09:43 AM
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Can Corrina help out?
Sorry, it's just been announced, GRITS is taking on the job of Jennine Edwards.
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Old 02-28-2008, 09:45 AM
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Sorry, it's just been announced, GRITS is taking on the job of Jennine Edwards.
Can't wait to see her interview the boys in blue!
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Old 02-27-2008, 01:21 PM
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Replace Trevor Denman with Avery Smartman as announcer.
... or maybe Frank's Energy Girls could take turns and call the races.
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Old 02-27-2008, 01:22 PM
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Make the BC Classic a handicap and put Bob Costas on Curlin.
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Replace Curlin with Avery Smartman and Hossy in a horsey suit.
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Replace Curlin with Avery Smartman and Hossy in a horsey suit.

We tried that.





It was an abysmal failure.
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Old 02-27-2008, 01:24 PM
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Have some God-awful giveaway.....

What could be worse than the trash cans at SA?

A nude jock calendar?

Suppose it could be pocket-sized...
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* have a fan voting contest for "MVH"

* have a halftime contest where fans run the track in horsie suits

* introduce new bets such as the chestnuts vs. bays vs. greys

* have the jockeys try to give a winner's speech
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Old 02-27-2008, 01:25 PM
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* introduce new bets such as the chestnuts vs. bays vs. greys


Oh you are so winning!
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Old 02-27-2008, 01:27 PM
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Oh you are so winning!
Love you too, dahlink
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Old 02-27-2008, 01:29 PM
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What else Phil... what other non-Morty stuff can you come up with?
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What else Phil... what other non-Morty stuff can you come up with?
* Start off the event with a Frank's Energy Girls in tassel bikinis float parade

* Introduce the "A One Rocket BC Stakes" whereas trainers can use whatever drug concoction they can to win, with special "Dr. Allday Bonuses" for least detectable potions

* Add the "Zippy Chippy Invitational" at one furlong with the field as 1/2 man, 1/2 beast
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