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Old 09-26-2007, 04:10 PM
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Now, i will start this by apologising to the females viewing this thread hoping to see jockeys in nothing but underwear.

It's a fairly new feature from the Racing Post, which is usually quite fin to read, so i thought i'd post the ones done by the more popular jockeys so far.

Eddie Ahern

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Age 29

Marital status Married to Diane with two sons, Conor and Niall

Licensed since First winner in 1993

Retainer Freelance, but most of my rides are for John Dunlop and John Hills

Lives Lidgate, near Newmarket

Drives BMW 6 series

Agent Terry Norman

What's your perfect night in, and your perfect night out? A good night in involves some kind of takeaway, either Indian or Chinese, and a good film. My all-time favourite film is Legends Of The Fall, starring Brad Pitt and Anthony Hopkins. A perfect night out would be catching up with friends in London. Diane and I would go with a few others to a restaurant like Nobu, the Japanese place I like a lot, and then we'd all go for a few drinks afterwards.

You've picked up a two-day suspension – what are you going to do to entertain yourself? Any time off is usually spent with the kids and Diane. Saying that, there's always something around the house and garden that needs fixing, or a rail in the paddock, and I love doing DIY. I've got all the tools, electric drill, saw and even a handyman tool belt.

What's your favourite holiday destination? Last winter, the whole family went for the best holiday to Barbados with Darryll Holland. We spent the days on the beach or by the pool, had a sleep in the afternoon, and then went out for dinner and a drink in the evening.

Who'd be your ideal three companions for the long drive to Musselburgh? Firstly, I'd take my parents, simply because I just don't get to see enough of them. The third person would be a good friend of mine, Russell Trew, for his sense of humour. He'd definitely keep us well entertained all the way.

What CDs would you keep in the glove compartment for when the conversation dries up? At the moment I'm listening to the latest Smash Hits – I like all the up-to-date music and now have quite a few. I'm also listening to Bob Marley and The Beautiful South.

Who are your biggest heroes – in and out of racing? In racing, Mick Kinane, simply because he really is the best jockey around. Outside racing, I would have to say my Dad. He is a family man who has given everything up for his kids. When I was young I really looked up to him and know I wouldn't be where I am now without him. He has taught me so much and I owe him everything.

What things excite you - and what do you find a turn off? Buying Diane good sexy underwear turns me on (as well as taking it off!). What turns me off? In a woman, or anything? Generally it would have to be bad, slow drivers.

What's the funniest thing that ever happened to you in the course of your work? I was in the sauna before racing one day and had ten minutes to lose half a pound. There was an apprentice in there too and he was bone dry, he hadn't even broken sweat. So I told him to “Give it a splash”, expecting him to throw water on the coals. Instead, he picked up the bucket of water and threw the entire thing straight over me!

If you could change one thing in racing, what would it be? Quite simply, prize-money.

If you hadn't been a jockey, what would you like to have done? I think I would have joined the equine division of the armyand taken up showjumping. Otherwise, I think I would have been a farmer.

Do you ever read the Betfair forum? No, I honestly can't use a computer. But even if I could, I still wouldn't read it.

What's the daftest question you've ever been asked by a journalist?
I was standing outside the weighing room, in my colours ready to ride, and someone came up to me and said: “Are you a jockey?” (NoChance comment: that was Crisford, apparently)

What are the best and worst rides you have ever given a horse? The worst was at Lingfield. I went for home a lap too soon. I thought I was riding in a 6f race, but it turned out it was over 2m. I pulled my mount up and all the other jockeys went by laughing. The best was aboard Forever Phoenix for trainer Robin Cowell. It was in the International Stakes in Dubai. We were last in a big field and then got a great run up the inner to win by a short head. It was a great feeling.

What's the biggest regret of your career? don't think I have any regrets. I've made plenty of mistakes for sure, but I've learned from them and moved on.
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Old 09-26-2007, 04:11 PM
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Now, i will start this by apologising to the females viewing this thread hoping to see jockeys in nothing but underwear.
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Old 09-26-2007, 04:18 PM
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Damn!
How did i guess you'd be the first one to have a look.

They are very good pieces though, actually. You should give them a read.
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Old 09-26-2007, 05:55 PM
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I went through and read them all the other day...and yeah, very fun to read .
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Old 09-26-2007, 04:15 PM
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Frankie Dettori

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Age Very young <37>

Marital status Married to Catherine with five children: Leo, Ella, Mia, Tallulah and Rocco

Licensed since In Italy 1986, and then in England in '87

Retainer Godolphin

Lives Stetchworth, near Newmarket

Drives A Mercedes S Class 320 Diesel. I was also given a black Bentley for winning the Derby from some very nice owners (he also has a Ferrari)

Agent Ray Cochrane

What's your perfect night in, and your perfect night out? My perfect night in would be to have a group of friends around, cook them something nice, have some drinks and then blast the music. I recently got a set of mixing decks and I like to drive everybody crazy with the loud music. A perfect night out would have to be somewhere to eat. If I am in London I love to go to my restaurant, Frankie's, in Knightsbridge, with a group of friends. I then enjoy going for a dance with Catherine and a few others in a club afterwards.

You've picked up a two-day suspension – what are you going to do to entertain yourself? I usually just hang around at home, watch TV, and become a bit of a couch potato. If I'm suspended for a bit longer, I try to go abroad.

What's your favourite holiday destination? I love to go to Sardinia as often as I can and with all the suspensions I've had this season, that seems to be quite a lot! My father comes from there and we have a lot of family links. The kids and my wife all love it, especially when the weather's good. Every year I try to get off to Ibiza for a boys' weekend with one of my friends – definitely no children around then!

Who'd be your ideal three companions for the long drive to Musselburgh? I'd have the stallsman John Duffy, as he's hilarious. Then there'dbe fellow jockeys Martin Dwyer and Adam Kirby. Any of them could drive as long as it wasn't me. I'm not the greatest driver.

What CDs would you keep in the glove compartment for when the conversation dries up? I'm into house music and like to play lots of dance – hence the decks. I'm always swapping CDs with Robert Havlin, as we have the same taste. Generally, when I'm driving, I'll listen to anything – pop, rock, or mainly just the radio.

Who are your biggest heroes – in and out of racing? My greatest sporting hero is Ayrton Senna. He was so professional. Above all, I admire his interviews and his total dedication to sport. Otherwise, my father would have to be my greatest hero. He has had such an influence on my life and gave me the inspiration to do what I am now. Even now we are constantly in touch. He's my biggest critic and yet we have a great father/son relationship.

What things excite you – and what do you find a turnoff? I always look forward to the weekend –big races, big stage, big occasion, big favourites, big wins – you just can't beat it! The thing I look forward to less is driving down to Bath on a Monday.

What's the funniest thing that ever happened to you in the course of your work? Something happens every day! One occasion that does spring to mind was about two years ago at Newmarket, when a lad from Eastern Europe was leading up a runner. Now, being foreign, I understand the problem of language, but when the bell went for jockeys to mount, I went over to the horse and he kept on waving me off. I couldn't understand what he was saying and why he kept on walking past. In the end I got on and it wasn't until that moment that I realised it was the wrong horse! Talk about language barriers!

If you could change one thing in racing, what would it be? I would halve the fixture list.

If you hadn't been a jockey, what would you like to have done? When I was a kid I wanted to be afootballer. Unfortunately I was too small, or maybe it was because I wasn't good enough. Now I could see myself running a restaurant because I love food and cooking, but in the job I'm in, it's not often you find me in the kitchen.

Do you ever read the Betfair forum? No – what's that? I'm so technically incapable I can hardly turn on the computer.

What's the daftest question you've ever been asked by a journalist?
There's definitely been a lot – and not all of them racing orientated. The more stupid ones I try to ignore.

What are the best and worst rides you have ever given a horse? The best would be Fantastic Light in the 2001 Irish Champion Stakes. There was a great tussle between us and Galileo and it turned into a tactical affair. Luckily the tactics worked out for us and we won by a head. The worst – well, the ride I received most criticism for – was Swain in the 1998 Breeders' Cup. Personally, I didn't think it was that bad, we finished a close third, but the critics were unimpressed.

What's the biggest regret of your career? I don't have any regrets. Not because I don't believe in them but because right now I'm living the dream.
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Old 09-27-2007, 01:04 PM
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[quote=NoChanceToDance]Brett Prebble


What's your favourite holiday destination? Southern California.

Who'd be your ideal three companions for the long drive to Musselburgh? My Miss Storm Cat, Snowdrops and Gallant Bloom.

Who are your biggest heroes – in and out of racing? Kieren Fallon, ed, Moodwalker and Magic Idol.


If you could change one thing in racing, what would it be? I would un-retire Ace and retire Tony Cruz.

What's the daftest question you've ever been asked by a journalist? This one.


Oh thanks for posting this!

edit - Okay better now???

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Oh thanks for posting this!
WOW...ahaha, let's just say I laughed so hard, I choked on my sandwich .
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Old 09-27-2007, 04:12 PM
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WOW...ahaha, let's just say I laughed so hard, I choked on my sandwich .
Well I'm glad you liked it anyway.
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Getting a little fed up with this
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Getting a little fed up with this
Oh come on, I was just having fun.

Sorry.
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Getting a little fed up with this
why? it was hilarious.
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Old 09-27-2007, 04:44 PM
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why? it was hilarious.
Why thank you Dahlink... it's just that i think I've run the Crisford story into the ground.

Couldn't resist though!
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why? it was hilarious.
Yeah, it might have been funny the first time i was miss quoted on purpose, it might have been funny the first time the Crisford story was used.

Now though? It's slightly repetitive and pathetic. I started this thread because i thought people might like to read into some of the lives of our top jocks, but i'm obviously wasting my time in doing so.

I will no longer post these "jockey shorts" any longer if they are just going to be turned into this.


Sorry, i just wanted to get that off my chest
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Old 09-26-2007, 04:16 PM
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What's the daftest question you've ever been asked by a journalist?
I was standing outside the weighing room, in my colours ready to ride, and someone came up to me and said: “Are you a jockey?” (NoChance comment: that was Crisford, apparently)
Haha!
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