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![]() Am I the only one that sees something wrong going on?
I thought these guys were supposed to feed the hungry, comfort the sick...all that stuff. Seems to me that they are going out of their way to make Mark Foley and Ken Haggard look like "small change". http://www.pennlive.com/newsflash/na...ylist=national pass the "collection plate"...and realize that your "offering" is going to a worthy cause. |
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I'm like evil, I get under your skin Just like a bomb that's ready to blow 'Cause I'm illegal, I got everything That all you women might need to know |
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I'm like evil, I get under your skin Just like a bomb that's ready to blow 'Cause I'm illegal, I got everything That all you women might need to know |
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![]() That is funny...like I said, he's tireless!
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No rest...too much going on. Doc, the story is all over the net...google news will get ya started. Where ya end up, nobody knows. I just hope your end doesn't end up unless it's for a good cause, like getting a nice settlement for putting the "fruit" before the reverends. Bottoms up! |
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![]() close to there..never done that!
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Close doesn't count unless it's horse shoes or hand grenades. Where's the "love"? If all ya had to do was eat a banana for ten minutes or allow the corn on the cob to find a warm place inside (prep-H later), you too could be a millionaire. Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Now that's a good name for a tv show! "Love Boat" ain't got nothin'! |
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![]() Sorry,dude!....I'm a romantic kinda guy. Course I wouldn't mind playin "hide the 357 Magnum" with some of these guys!
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Romance...ahhh. Maybe if ya ask nicey nice, ya can get a flower off one that's sitting on the altar. Ya know, if ya don't ask, ya don't get. Kissing on the first date is out of the possibilities on the first date, in my opinion. If you get to share some of the left over wine, the "hide and seek" just might be a lot of fun. Just be careful about where they're hidin' and what they're seekin'. A magnum fo 357 champaigne is beyond my experience. I'm more of a Manashevitz (sp) kinda guy. I also like glocks (9mm). Only takes one. |
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First ya say you're a romantic...so I give advice. Then ya say Charlie Bronson. Lock and load? Don't know...does it have something to do with the confessional? Are your letters to "Dear Abby" this confusing? There goes my hope of starting an "advice to the love lorn" room. Anyway, if ya need advice, I'm sure others on here can help ya. i'm not the one to give "romantic advice" afterall. I realize my limitations. What's your sign? I might be able to give ya your astrological chart (for a modest fee). The stars say..... DTS ps...if ya want to see the beaver pic...check out celeb matches in esoteric |
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Now about my "budding career"...what's your sign? I'll find a pic to go with your zodiac, but you'll have to pay for "the future", including prognostications about horses. Pay pal will do. "Wild life" is good. Sometimes it's just good to see it and take a nice picture. Then, sometimes it needs to be cooked properly to make it "table worthy". Can I interest you in my favorite muskrat recipe? Definitely a "winner" for the "romantics". Served with candles on the table and clean linen napkins. Fine china and silver make for memories. If that doesn't appeal, let me know if an appetizer involving fish eggs, or goose liver will work for your "romantic dinner". |
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My favorite was owned by one of my-ex wives. She had the "pineapple upsidedown cake" done perfectly. People came from miles around. One of mine was famous for buttered rolls, coffee and newspapers. The turkey subs were good too, as were the rollmops. Also made some great lox/creamcheese/on onion bagels. Lately I've been working on my "game" recipes. You call them "varmints". If you go to the Derby Trail cookbook, I'll be posting recipes there. Rabbits are very nice. If I'm lucky, I call them "bumper bunnies". It saves ammo if ya get em that way. Actually, most rodents are very disregarded. Ever had squirrel pie? Bar-b-q'd woodchuck? I know you're droolin' by now... Check back to the recipe thread. You'll be delighted. Eat beaver! |
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You might be interested to know that I'm tossing my miter into the ring to go for Cardinal Mahony's job. If they're tossing around 60 million, I definitely want a piece. I might also be able to get you a job if you promise to vote for me. When do you come before the parole board? What are you in for? If I get the job I'm aiming for, your history could be covered (but it might cost). Just remember to vote for me if I can get you out. "One hand washes the other". ![]() If I get you the "job", stay away from the boys (not that they're your interest). Plenty of nuns are always hanging around. ![]() http://www.myfoxla.com/myfox/pages/N...Y&pageId=3.2.1 Let me know if I can help you, Timm, then you might be able to help me. Vote! |
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![]() DTS: My psychic advisor is in the Pen,not me! Like we'd be having this chat in my six by 10 with wireless priviledges! I think you been misinformed as to the "ladder" you must climb to perch yourself on Mahonys' throne! If you want a pointy hat...maybe the Masons....no,they have the 'fez' hats,darn. 60mil in SoCal, while Boston antes up 85? Mahony's quite a dealmaker,huh? Speaking of nuns...who do you think were the "party favors" before the Beasts set their eyes on those who couldn't fight back until now?? When Mahonys' eventual autopsy occurs, I'm sure they'll find an empty black hole where his heart should be. You know,DTS,this suddenly isn't fun anymore. Timm
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I guess I read your post wrong...thought you were in a cell. Just trying to be helpful. I don't know about the "other stuff". I'll do a search to become better informed. Is Mahony having cardiac problems? |