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Old 12-21-2012, 08:23 PM
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Greetings DT'ers,

I am sure by now that you're well aware that we have decided to suspend the Politics section until further notice.

We understand this is not a popular decision with some of you.

Last night, Honu, the 3rd best out of the closet Lesbian poster we have on our current roster, asked for her contract to be terminated.

Others have vowed to stay, but are very unhappy. For instance, this is video captured of 'bigrun' while he was out working his job today:





Sorry, but the Politics section was a sewer and it was also on borrowed time. WE KNOW WHAT WE ARE DOING, trust us.

Here's the bottom line, Gang: This place pulls in insane amounts of cash. You really should see the parties we have been throwing from the coin we bleed from this place. Even snuff film enthusiasts would turn away in sheer disgust, if they only knew.

Our tactics and ideas are now constantly changing.

And we ask YOU...how can we continue to keep stuffing our slacks with wads full of cash, to the point where we compensate our lack of bulges in other areas of the trouser?

Two words: Corporate Sponsorship

In the very near future, EVERYONE will bear the image of a corporate logo or product as their Avatar.

We have already selected a few, which will appear below. Please have a pleasant weekend and happy holidays.


Freddy Mo's new sponsor:




GPK's new sponsor:




VJ Stauffer's new sponsor:




- The New Team
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Old 12-21-2012, 09:49 PM
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Greetings DT'ers,

I am sure by now that you're well aware that we have decided to suspend the Politics section until further notice.

We understand this is not a popular decision with some of you.

Last night, Honu, the 3rd best out of the closet Lesbian poster we have on our current roster, asked for her contract to be terminated.

Others have vowed to stay, but are very unhappy. For instance, this is video captured of 'bigrun' while he was out working his job today:


I'm hiring pointman to sue your ass for using my picture without authorization.
And i was gonna post that in the Worst Jobs thread..Hope that was your house.
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Old 12-21-2012, 10:48 PM
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Actually, that was CMOrioles' house, and that trash guy was Scav's buddy when he found out his horse ran a slow race.
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Old 12-21-2012, 11:25 PM
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On the upside I'll be in Maine soon....on the downside I know my filly Is limited but the garbage truck is a bit much even for Craig
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Old 12-21-2012, 11:32 PM
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On the upside I'll be in Maine soon....on the downside I know my filly Is limited but the garbage truck is a bit much even for Craig
I have nothing against garbage trucks or garbage men. I'm sorry I didn't answer the speed figure question to your satisfaction.
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Old 12-21-2012, 11:33 PM
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On the upside I'll be in Maine soon....on the downside I know my filly Is limited but the garbage truck is a bit much even for Craig
What brings you to Maine? And I'm glad to see that that was not you in the video!

I have a cement reinforced mailbox, so don't get any funny ideas.
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Old 12-22-2012, 05:08 AM
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Sorry Doug, everyone knows I finally grew outta Osh Gosh about 3 years ago.

On a more positive note for you, Peace on Earth, the McRib is back.
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Old 12-22-2012, 07:43 PM
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Dear New Team,

This corporate sponsorship thing SUCKS.
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Old 12-22-2012, 08:05 PM
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Tell me about it.....
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Old 12-22-2012, 08:14 PM
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What are you guys talking about?
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Old 12-23-2012, 12:18 AM
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What brings you to Maine? And I'm glad to see that that was not you in the video!

I have a cement reinforced mailbox, so don't get any funny ideas.
My Dad's Ashes are in Acadia and have to finally get my moms there.

Craig...sorry...just been in a pissy mood lately...no harm meant
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Old 12-23-2012, 08:12 PM
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I'm down. How long are we required to sport these things?


The logo....I mean
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Old 12-24-2012, 05:52 AM
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5 dollar footlongs all day baby
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Old 12-24-2012, 06:22 AM
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Freddy Mo's new sponsor:


Uh.. Wasn't that Freddy's old sponsor as well?
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Old 12-24-2012, 07:29 AM
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Uh.. Wasn't that Freddy's old sponsor as well?
My deal with the Queen is similar to Jordan's deal with Nike.

It's an honor and a privilege to be associated with royalty.
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My deal with the Queen is similar to Jordan's deal with Nike.

It's an honor and a privilege to be associated with royalty.
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