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![]() Greetings DT'ers,
I am sure by now that you're well aware that we have decided to suspend the Politics section until further notice. We understand this is not a popular decision with some of you. Last night, Honu, the 3rd best out of the closet Lesbian poster we have on our current roster, asked for her contract to be terminated. Others have vowed to stay, but are very unhappy. For instance, this is video captured of 'bigrun' while he was out working his job today: ![]() Sorry, but the Politics section was a sewer and it was also on borrowed time. WE KNOW WHAT WE ARE DOING, trust us. Here's the bottom line, Gang: This place pulls in insane amounts of cash. You really should see the parties we have been throwing from the coin we bleed from this place. Even snuff film enthusiasts would turn away in sheer disgust, if they only knew. Our tactics and ideas are now constantly changing. And we ask YOU...how can we continue to keep stuffing our slacks with wads full of cash, to the point where we compensate our lack of bulges in other areas of the trouser? Two words: Corporate Sponsorship In the very near future, EVERYONE will bear the image of a corporate logo or product as their Avatar. We have already selected a few, which will appear below. Please have a pleasant weekend and happy holidays. Freddy Mo's new sponsor: ![]() GPK's new sponsor: ![]() VJ Stauffer's new sponsor: ![]() - The New Team |
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And i was gonna post that in the Worst Jobs thread..Hope that was your house. ![]()
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"If you lose the power to laugh, you lose the power to think" - Clarence Darrow, American lawyer (1857-1938) When you are right, no one remembers;when you are wrong, no one forgets. Thought for today.."No persons are more frequently wrong, than those who will not admit they are wrong" - Francois, Duc de la Rochefoucauld, French moralist (1613-1680) |
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![]() Actually, that was CMOrioles' house, and that trash guy was Scav's buddy when he found out his horse ran a slow race.
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![]() On the upside I'll be in Maine soon....on the downside I know my filly Is limited but the garbage truck is a bit much even for Craig
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"but there's just no point in trying to predict when the narcissits finally figure out they aren't living in the most important time ever." hi im god quote |
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![]() I have nothing against garbage trucks or garbage men. I'm sorry I didn't answer the speed figure question to your satisfaction.
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I have a cement reinforced mailbox, so don't get any funny ideas. |
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![]() Sorry Doug, everyone knows I finally grew outta Osh Gosh about 3 years ago.
On a more positive note for you, Peace on Earth, the McRib is back. |
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![]() Dear New Team,
This corporate sponsorship thing SUCKS. |
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![]() Tell me about it.....
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![]() What are you guys talking about?
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Craig...sorry...just been in a pissy mood lately...no harm meant
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"but there's just no point in trying to predict when the narcissits finally figure out they aren't living in the most important time ever." hi im god quote |
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![]() I'm down. How long are we required to sport these things?
The logo....I mean |
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![]() 5 dollar footlongs all day baby
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![]() Uh.. Wasn't that Freddy's old sponsor as well?
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All ambitions are lawful except those which climb upward on the miseries or credulities of mankind. ~ Joseph Conrad A long habit of not thinking a thing wrong, gives it a superficial appearance of being right. ~ Thomas Paine Don't let anyone tell you that your dreams can't come true. They are only afraid that theirs won't and yours will. ~ Robert Evans The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command. ~ George Orwell, 1984. |
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![]() My deal with the Queen is similar to Jordan's deal with Nike.
It's an honor and a privilege to be associated with royalty. |
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All ambitions are lawful except those which climb upward on the miseries or credulities of mankind. ~ Joseph Conrad A long habit of not thinking a thing wrong, gives it a superficial appearance of being right. ~ Thomas Paine Don't let anyone tell you that your dreams can't come true. They are only afraid that theirs won't and yours will. ~ Robert Evans The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command. ~ George Orwell, 1984. |