Chuck Norris

GPK · #1 10-15-2011, 06:29 PM

once had a near death experience, now death refuses to come near him.

Rileyoriley · #2 10-15-2011, 08:42 PM

Is he dead, dying, or alive and karate chopping people?

GPK · #3 10-15-2011, 08:45 PM

Chuck Norris once joined a Buddhist Monastery. The Buddhist leaders immediately kicked him out after the Monks began to worship him.

Rileyoriley · #4 10-15-2011, 08:47 PM

So he's alive and a Monk Cult Leader.

GPK · #5 10-15-2011, 08:52 PM

Contrary to the belief of doctors worldwide, Muhammad Ali does not have Parkinson's disease. He simply knows that Chuck Norris is looming.

Rileyoriley · #6 10-15-2011, 08:57 PM

clyde · #7 10-16-2011, 06:17 PM

Hey Girly.

You two fucl<ed this thread up.

That's what 3 Kowboys said.