Worst handicaper of the year

[Kingturf]

I am taking the award so far for 2011. Have you ever bet really bad? Or was is just bad luck. After reading stories out here, I won't even call these bad beats. It's called not betting with any logics. Here's two time that I miraculous hit a race at Gulfstream in the past 5 race cards that I bet where I beat myself instead of maximize what I picked.

These bets was thru my xpressbet account

WebService January 21, 2011 1:51 PM 280151 Race 3 Gulfstream Park $2.00 EX (BOX ) 9, 12, 13 Bet $12.00 $994.40


WebService January 21, 2011 1:52 PM 239249 Race 3 Gulfstream Park $10.00 WP 12 Bet $20.00 $556.00


This one thru my twinspires mobile wager

COMPLETED: 52636993749475 GP #9 $2 Exacta BX,5,6,11 none $ 12.00 $ 304.80


I will post the DRF race results so that someone can really point me in the right direction when betting. Because I am not maximizing my wagers. And I have been playing over 30 years!

[Kingturf]

1 Mile | Open | 4 Year Olds And Up

# HORSE JOCKEY WIN PLACE SHOW
12 Sacred Desire R. Fuentes $80.00 $31.20 $14.20
9 Serene Light J. Alvarez $20.60 $7.40
13 Karen's Joy J. Leparoux $3.00

Times in 5ths: :24 :473 1:133 1:403

Times in 100ths: :24.19 :47.62 1:13.63 1:40.77

Winning Trainer: Warren Fred | Owner: Golden Age Stable

Scratched: Cool Carolina

Claimed: Karen's Joy by Sano Antonio (Cairoli Racing Stable)
Unplaced horses listed in order of finish.
Also ran: Mallory Square, Midnight Scrimmage, Deputy's Citizen, Soulful, Speed Angel, Sharper Lisa, Dibs On Debbie, Norma Claire and Ciao Bellissima
$2 Exacta (12-9) Paid: $994.40, $1 Trifecta (12-9-13) Paid: $2,336.60, $1 Superfecta (12-9-13-7) Paid: $5,231.50, $2 Daily Double (3-12) Paid: $100.00 Daily Double Pool $26,424.00 , $1 Pick 3 (3-3-12) 3 Correct Paid: $194.40 Pick 3 Pool $47,539.00

[Kingturf]

5 Furlongs | Open | 4 Year Olds And Up

# HORSE JOCKEY WIN PLACE SHOW
5 Lose None J. Castanon $14.40 $7.80 $4.40
11 Indulgence A. Solis $25.80 $12.60
6 Jazz Life (BRZ) J. Leparoux $4.40

Times in 5ths: :212 :441 :561

Times in 100ths: :21.46 :44.20 :56.30

Winning Trainer: Domenosky Tammy | Owner: Wildcat Thoroughbred LLC

Scratched: Corsica and Superior Selection
Unplaced horses listed in order of finish.
Also ran: Heirness, Afleet Lass, Twentyoneandtwo, Brampton, She's a Ketch, Miner's Tune, Bayou Miss and Set Diamond
$2 Exacta (5-11) Paid: $304.80, $1 Trifecta (5-11-6) Paid: $1,494.50, $1 Superfecta (5-11-6-9) Paid: $13,735.80, $2 Daily Double (2-5) Paid: $187.80 Daily Double Pool $41,809.00 , $1 Pick 3 (4-2-5) 3 Correct Paid: $515.80 Pick 3 Pool $39,159.00

[Kingturf]

As you can see, most would think; hey you are winning don't complain. But this is the reason I am seriously asking advice from this forum. 30 years ago, we had WPS, early and late doubles and by the mid 80's two trifectas. These multiple wagers races has been killing me because I am not thinking ahead two or three races.

[DaTruth]

Are any of these races the one when you chopped off a finger cheering your winner home?

[Port Conway Lane]

Originally Posted by DaTruth

Are any of these races the one when you chopped off a finger cheering your winner home?

I thought so. The most creative redboarder ever.

[Kingturf]

Oh yea...lol, the cast is coming off in two more weeks...good memory!

[Dahoss]

I don't want to get off topic here, but I'm hoping someone can help me as well. Here's my problem and some might think it isn't a problem but I want to maximize what I am doing.

Thursday night I slept with a supermodel. Friday night I slept with a playboy playmate and last night I slept with a famous actress.

As you could see, most would think; you are getting laid, why complain? But this is the reason I am asking advice from this forum. I think I could maximize my potential if I could somehow convince them to have an orgy. Any thoughts?

[eajinabi]

Originally Posted by Kingturf

As you can see, most would think; hey you are winning don't complain. But this is the reason I am seriously asking advice from this forum. 30 years ago, we had WPS, early and late doubles and by the mid 80's two trifectas. These multiple wagers races has been killing me because I am not thinking ahead two or three races.

If you take the same amount of time you carefully redboard on message boards than maybe you will be able to find some winners to maximize your profits.

Next time post your thoughts on a race BEFORE you bet so that the members of this message board can help you with your wagers.

[blackthroatedwind]

Originally Posted by Dahoss

I don't want to get off topic here, but I'm hoping someone can help me as well. Here's my problem and some might think it isn't a problem but I want to maximize what I am doing.

Thursday night I slept with a supermodel. Friday night I slept with a playboy playmate and last night I slept with a famous actress.

As you could see, most would think; you are getting laid, why complain? But this is the reason I am asking advice from this forum. I think I could maximize my potential if I could somehow convince them to have an orgy. Any thoughts?

Bea Arthur?

[brianwspencer]

This might be the greatest redboard thread in history.....PG1985's several hundred gems notwithstanding.

[Dahoss]

Originally Posted by blackthroatedwind

Bea Arthur?

Come on, she'd dead.

It was Betty White.

[The Indomitable DrugS]

Originally Posted by Dahoss

Here's my problem and some might think it isn't a problem but I want to maximize what I am doing.

Thursday night I slept with a supermodel. Friday night I slept with a playboy playmate and last night I slept with a famous actress.

As you could see, most would think; you are getting laid, why complain? But this is the reason I am asking advice from this forum. I think I could maximize my potential if I could somehow convince them to have an orgy. Any thoughts?

Instead of sleeping with a fashion magazine, a playboy, and an US Weekly in your bed ... I'd suggest tearing out the pictures of the ones you want ... and line them up where you can spray em all.

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Dahoss

I don't want to get off topic here, but I'm hoping someone can help me as well. Here's my problem and some might think it isn't a problem but I want to maximize what I am doing.

Thursday night I slept with a supermodel. Friday night I slept with a playboy playmate and last night I slept with a famous actress.

As you could see, most would think; you are getting laid, why complain? But this is the reason I am asking advice from this forum. I think I could maximize my potential if I could somehow convince them to have an orgy. Any thoughts?

Hossy remember the time you posted when you had just gotten back from the local urgent care? After that 7th race at Gulfstream, when you decided to bang that girl on the kitchen counter top while yelling for Elvis to hang on? Well, Elvis Trujillo might have given you the win, exacta, tri, super and the beginnings of a pick 4 (that you hit, I might add) but the medical co-payment... oh wait Elvis covered that and you got laid.

Never mind.

[Dahoss]

I knew I could count on the board. Thanks guys.

[cmorioles]

I love redboards complete with easily modified copies from a betting account.

[The Indomitable DrugS]

Originally Posted by cmorioles

I love redboards complete with easily modified copies from a betting account.

What's with the negativity? C'mon. Would he lie to you? He has been playing over 30 years!

[Indian Charlie]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

Hossy remember the time you posted when you had just gotten back from the local urgent care? After that 7th race at Gulfstream, when you decided to bang that girl on the kitchen counter top while yelling for Elvis to hang on? Well, Elvis Trujillo might have given you the win, exacta, tri, super and the beginnings of a pick 4 (that you hit, I might add) but the medical co-payment... oh wait Elvis covered that and you got laid.

Never mind.

You are so vulgar!!

[The Indomitable DrugS]

Dearest, Kingturf

Good day, sir.

I reply to you not with betting amount advise but rather to solicit a financial business transaction that will be financially rewarding and put a smile on both of our faces. I understand you are cooperative and are always looking to be pointed in the right direction.

There is a sum of $25,000,000 US in a closed account - and only I as an insider have all the access to particulars. No one has stepped forward to claim the money - so I hearby ask you to act as next of kin. You will transfer the deposit to a foreign offshore bank account - and we will share this money and live happily forever.

Please provide me with your phone and fax number and addresses and bank account information of where the money will be transferring to.

Finally, I will need a small sum of just $124,525 US up front to cover all fees before the sum can be transferred offshore.

Trusting to hear from you,
The Indomitable DrugS