Ohio State Watch

[Mortimer]

Still number one in all the land.









In all the polls.









And in the hearts and minds of all good,honest people.











Johnny Rebs still hold out hope the South will rise again.











Ah woudn't be a holdin' mah breath.

[Mortimer]

Oh ah agree...ahm fram Alybammer...but ya jist cain't beat O-hi-a State....no sir.

[Antitrust32]

go penn state ??

Someone needs to tuck their junk a little better.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Antitrust32

go penn state ??

Ah don't thank so.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Pillow Pants

Someone needs to tuck their junk a little better.

Oh now...I'm just being overbearing.




Think how this could work for you.......Ohio could lose as soon as this weekend.


Of course.....LR or HS could win the BCC.....but still.

[viscount26]

[quote=Mortimer]Still number one in all the land.


Morty. remind me who your beloved Bee heads have played so far

[IrishofNDMan]

Although I go to Michigan State, I am still a die hard Notre Dame fan, but for this weeks game against Ohio State I say.........


GO IRISH BEAT USC!!

GO SPARTANS BEAT BUCKEYES!

[Mortimer]

[quote=viscount26]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Still number one in all the land.


Morty. remind me who your beloved Bee heads have played so far

Enough to be number one in all the land and in all the polls!!!

How do ya like that noise!?



Purdue was no. 25 and Ohio played on THEIR home field when they were undefeated and at night in an embarrrassing attempt to throw Ohio into a meth lab.

Well it didn't work...Purdue still suffers from that nightmare game.




Washington was on their field..making Ohio adjust to their filthy time zone...and were undefeated and riding high after their ending what'stheirnames win streak.......and USC only beat Wash. by 3.


Akron and Kent and Youngstown ONLY happen to be the no.1 1A teams in Akron and Kent and Youngstown.


Northwestern has been rolling it up on almost every opponent since Ohio shut down their offense in snappy fashion.








Don't try to veil your jealousy by washing with crimson Tide.

[Mortimer]

I forgot Minny-SO-tah.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by IrishofNDMan

Although I go to Michigan State, I am still a die hard Notre Dame fan, but for this weeks game against Ohio State I say.........


GO IRISH BEAT USC!!

GO SPARTANS BEAT BUCKEYES!

Oh boy.

[CapperZeke]

Morty,


My all time favorite athlete is an OSU grad, guess who?

















P.S. It's not Art Schlichter

[Antitrust32]

Originally Posted by CapperZeke

Morty,


My all time favorite athlete is an OSU grad, guess who?






P.S. It's not Art Schlichter

The Golden Bear

[Mortimer]

Zeke....tell me it ain't a gelfer...please.

[satan's twin]

Originally Posted by IrishofNDMan

Although I go to Michigan State, I am still a die hard Notre Dame fan, but for this weeks game against Ohio State I say.........


GO IRISH BEAT USC!!

GO SPARTANS BEAT BUCKEYES!

Click your ruby red slippers together, Dorothy. You'll be back at the home in Kansas before you awaken from your next drooling fit.

You're insane. Having endured weeks of your thoughts and predictions, I'm convinced the most accurate description of your status at that school is 'patient', not 'student'. I'll bet when you were a kid you dreamed of wearing the helmet and uniform of your beloved team. In your delusional world, I'm sure you think the dream has come true. Before the neighbor's barking dog convinces you you're the starting strong safety, Berkowitz boy, just remember the uniform and helmets of the football team were issued by a university's athletic dept., whereas your uniform and helmet was issued by a university's psychiatric dept.

Since you are undoubtedly whacked out on massive doses of meds, I'll remind you of the one fact that you will need to survive 'out there in the real world'.

OHIO STATE RULES THE EARTH!
Michigan State sucks.
USC sucks.
notre dame.........well, by the time you awaken from your next blackout, Notre dame will have suffered a couple more humiliating losses. In fact, Notre dame will continue to suck as long as they feature overrated, underacheiving players who are led by an unabashed slob who watches Animal Planet just for exotic dinner ideas.

Now back in your cage, mutant.

[ArlJim78]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Oh now...I'm just being overbearing.
.

i don't think he meant you

[viscount26]

Now back in your cage, mutant.[/quote]

ROR

[SentToStud]

Originally Posted by satan's twin

Click your ruby red slippers together, Dorothy. You'll be back at the home in Kansas before you awaken from your next drooling fit.

You're insane. Having endured weeks of your thoughts and predictions, I'm convinced the most accurate description of your status at that school is 'patient', not 'student'. I'll bet when you were a kid you dreamed of wearing the helmet and uniform of your beloved team. In your delusional world, I'm sure you think the dream has come true. Before the neighbor's barking dog convinces you you're the starting strong safety, Berkowitz boy, just remember the uniform and helmets of the football team were issued by a university's athletic dept., whereas your uniform and helmet was issued by a university's psychiatric dept.

Since you are undoubtedly whacked out on massive doses of meds, I'll remind you of the one fact that you will need to survive 'out there in the real world'.

OHIO STATE RULES THE EARTH!
Michigan State sucks.
USC sucks.
notre dame.........well, by the time you awaken from your next blackout, Notre dame will have suffered a couple more humiliating losses. In fact, Notre dame will continue to suck as long as they feature overrated, underacheiving players who are led by an unabashed slob who watches Animal Planet just for exotic dinner ideas.

Now back in your cage, mutant.

wish i knew someone who will be at gulfstream that i could bet straight up with me taking Michigan vs them taking OSU.

[brianwspencer]

Originally Posted by satan's twin

Click your ruby red slippers together, Dorothy. You'll be back at the home in Kansas before you awaken from your next drooling fit.

You're insane. Having endured weeks of your thoughts and predictions, I'm convinced the most accurate description of your status at that school is 'patient', not 'student'. I'll bet when you were a kid you dreamed of wearing the helmet and uniform of your beloved team. In your delusional world, I'm sure you think the dream has come true. Before the neighbor's barking dog convinces you you're the starting strong safety, Berkowitz boy, just remember the uniform and helmets of the football team were issued by a university's athletic dept., whereas your uniform and helmet was issued by a university's psychiatric dept.

Since you are undoubtedly whacked out on massive doses of meds, I'll remind you of the one fact that you will need to survive 'out there in the real world'.

OHIO STATE RULES THE EARTH!
Michigan State sucks.
USC sucks.
notre dame.........well, by the time you awaken from your next blackout, Notre dame will have suffered a couple more humiliating losses. In fact, Notre dame will continue to suck as long as they feature overrated, underacheiving players who are led by an unabashed slob who watches Animal Planet just for exotic dinner ideas.

Now back in your cage, mutant.

I award you....how is it that they say......many pies.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Mortimer]

Well.


Certainly some interesting dialogue in here.



Anyone know what "tuck your junk" means ?

I sure don't.