Pooping Man Killed by Subway Train

[GenuineRisk]

http://gawker.com/5976311/pooping-ma...?post=56251223

Oh dear.

[Danzig]

uh.....

i'm not so sure that dead guy was pooping. perhaps he and the injured man were engaging in something else that would also require the dropping of trousers. certainly odd to have two fellows involved at the same place, at the same time in a train accident.

[bigrun]

Instead, it was just your standard death-by-pooping/mysterious-drunken-injury incident, which is all too common these days.

Didn't know they had an official category for those kind of deaths..

[GenuineRisk]

Originally Posted by Danzig

uh.....

i'm not so sure that dead guy was pooping. perhaps he and the injured man were engaging in something else that would also require the dropping of trousers. certainly odd to have two fellows involved at the same place, at the same time in a train accident.

That was speculated, but since the injured guy came stumbling onto the platform before the train with the guy who fell off it, they determined the two incidents were unrelated.

And yeah, it is odd. But then, it's NYC. Of COURSE a guy falls off a train while pooping at almost the same time a drunk guy comes stumbling out from under the tracks.

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by GenuineRisk

That was speculated, but since the injured guy came stumbling onto the platform before the train with the guy who fell off it, they determined the two incidents were unrelated.

And yeah, it is odd. But then, it's NYC. Of COURSE a guy falls off a train while pooping at almost the same time a drunk guy comes stumbling out from under the tracks.

ah, i see. certainly odd, and weird timing.

fodder for jokes no doubt.

[MaTH716]

s.hit happens

[Conrad]

do ya' think, as he fell, he got any on him before the train rolled him up?

[Danzig]

http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013...celerator?lite


rather than start a new thread about another odd death, figured i'd just put it here.