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Old 07-27-2010, 08:54 AM
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Caddyshack turned 30 yesterday. If you didn't feel old before you read this, I'm sure you do now.

"License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior firepower ... and superior intelligence. And that's all she wrote."

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Old 07-27-2010, 09:34 AM
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Old 07-27-2010, 09:36 AM
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How 'bout a Fresca?

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Old 07-27-2010, 09:44 AM
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Old 07-27-2010, 10:07 AM
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Old 07-27-2010, 10:26 AM
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Caddyshack turned 30 yesterday. If you didn't feel old before you read this, I'm sure you do now.
"License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior firepower ... and superior intelligence. And that's all she wrote."

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thanks, kev, thanks a lot! lol
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Old 07-27-2010, 01:47 PM
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Old 07-27-2010, 07:19 PM
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"He's 230 yards away. I think he's got about a 7 iron. Cinderella story, former greenskeeper about to become the Master's champion."
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Old 07-27-2010, 07:50 PM
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"So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice. "
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Old 07-27-2010, 07:55 PM
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How did we overlook this?



Obvioulsy...not well enough.
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Old 07-27-2010, 08:20 PM
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Old 07-27-2010, 08:26 PM
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I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
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Old 07-28-2010, 12:23 PM
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How could anyone forget this classical movie. One of my favorite movies of all time.
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Old 08-02-2010, 07:37 PM
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79? holy fck..I am old
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