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03-15-2009, 10:38 PM
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Let's Play Mascot Matchup
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Round 1 Pittsburgh-ETSU: Panthers eat Buccaneers before they can pull their scurvy swords... Pitt Oklahoma State-Tennessee: Cowboys are tougher than Volunteers. OSU Florida State-Wisconsin: Badgers are slow. Seminole Indians trap them. FSU Xavier-Portland State: Musketeers have guns, Vikings don't. Xavier Duke-Binghamton: Bearcats can't survive in Hell. Duke Texas-Minnesota: Cows are fat and slow but so are Gophers. Texas Villanova-American: Wildcats eat Eagles, even in Philly. Villanova UCLA-VCU: Rams have horns, Bears don't. VCU Round 2 Pitt-OSU: Bullriders lasso calves. They're kind of like little Panthers. OSU Xavier-FSU: Guns or bows and arrows? Xavier Duke-Texas: In India, the cow is sacred. That stops the Devil. Texas Villanova: Rams have horns, Wildcats don't. Round 3 OSU-Xavier: Small pistols or big rifles? Xavier Texas-VCU: In Wyoming and Montana, cowboys chase rams away from their cattle herd. Ain't no cowboys around to protect them in this matchup. VCU Round 4 Xavier-VCU: The hunters catch the hunted. Xavier
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03-15-2009, 10:49 PM
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Round 1 UNC-Radford: I'm not exactly sure what a Highlander is but he has to win a fight with a bunch of smokers. Radford LSU-Butler: Cats and Dogs? I'll take the Dogs. Butler Illinois-Western Kentucky: Chief Illini doesn't look that tough but he should be able to beat up a fat blob. Illinois Gonzaga-Akron: A bulldog or a rabbit? Seriously? Gonzaga Arizona State-Temple: going to Temple wards off the Devil. Temple Syracuse-Steven F Austin: Lumberjacks are big and tough, an Orange is, well, a fruit. SFA Clemson-Michigan: a Tiger versus a Wolverine? Wolverines are scarier. Michigan Oklahoma-Morgan State: Sooners are pretty good at surviving wildlife while camping. Oklahoma Round 2 Radford-Butler: Highlanders train Bulldogs. Radford Illinois-Gonzaga: Chief Illini gets another favorable matchup, with his pet this time. Illinois Temple-SFA: Lumberjacks cut down trees that Owls live in. SFA Michigan-Oklahoma: Sooners survived wildlife in the first round and do it again here. Oklahoma Round 3 Radford-Illinois: The Highlanders stole Illini's land. Radford SFA-Oklahoma: Lumberjacks beat up the Sooners in a fistfight. SFA Round 4 Radford-SFA: The Lumberjacks cut down all of the Highlanders trees and build a cabin for them, it ends peacefully but the Lumberjacks advance. SFA
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03-15-2009, 11:02 PM
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UConn-Chattanooga: Huskies get bitten by the snakes and get poisoned. Chattanooga BYU-Texas A&M: Cougars scare farmers. BYU Purdue-UNI: A bunch of geeks building engines or a Panther? UNI Washington-Mississippi State: Huskies are bigger than Bulldogs. Both are good fighters, but Michael Vick says Bulldogs. MSU Marquette-Utah State: Farmers scare away Eagles with scarecrows. Utah State Missouri-Cornell: What is a "Big Red"? A stick of gum? Missouri Cal-Maryland: The Bear tries his best but the Terrapin hides in his shell. The Bear gets disinterested and raids someone's campsite instead. Maryland Memphis-Cal State Northridge: The Matadors ole' the Tigers like they do in a bullfight. CSN Round 2 Chattanooga-BYU: Mocs poison another animal. Chattanooga UNI-Mississippi State: Dogs and cats again! MSU Utah State-Missouri: Farmers don't like Tigers. Missouri Maryland-CSN: Rock, Scissors, Paper= Paper (the matador's cloth) covers rock (a turtle). CSN Round 3 Chattanooga-MSU: Snakes are dangerous to dogs. Chattanooga Missouri-CSN: The Matadors ole' another group of Tigers like they did in the first round. CSN Round 4 Chattanooga-CSN: Even Matadors can't avoid getting bitten by Moccasins. Chattanooga
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03-15-2009, 11:22 PM
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Midwest
Round 1 Louisville-Playin opponent: Cardinals fly higher than Hornets but not as high as the Eagles. We'll say the Hornets win the opening round, so Louisville advances. Ohio State-Siena: A nut or someone representing God? Seriously? Siena Utah-Arizona: All these years and I still don't know what a Ute is. Arizona Wake Forest-Cleveland State: Evil people representing God versus Viking explorers. Tough call but I think God forgives them for being evil. Wake West Virginia-Dayton: Daniel Boone shoots down a biplane. Too bad the Flyers didn't bring their B-52's. WVU Kansas-NDSU: Bison crush Jayhawks, remember the last time Kansas faced a Bison (Bucknell) as a #3? NDSU BC-USC: Eagles get slashed down by Trojans on their horse. USC Michigan State-Robert Morris: Both are represented by historic settlements. Colonials had guns but Spartans had body armor. Tough call, but the body armor survives. Michigan State Round 2 Louisville-Siena: God advances the Saints over a pretty bird. Siena Arizona-Wake Forest: God advances the Deacons over an animal. Wake West Virginia-NDSU: The Mountaineers herd the Bison. WVU USC-Michigan State: Helen of Troy was married to the King of Sparta. Eventually, Troy fell when Sparta's allies rolled in hidden in a horse statue. MSU Round 3 Siena-Wake: Good Saints advances over Evil Deacons. Siena WVU-Mich St: Mountaineers have guns and Spartans have body armor. Body armor doesn't survive a second battle. WVU Round 4: Siena-WVU: The Saints lead the Mountaineers to the promised land... but get there first. Siena
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03-15-2009, 11:25 PM
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Final Four
Xavier-SFA: Lumberjacks finally get shot down by long distance rifles. Xavier Chattanooga-Siena: The Mocs try to bite but God gives the Saints another life. Siena Championship game: Xavier-Siena: Saints survive a bullet wound and God strikes down the Musketeers. Siena is your Mascot Champion!
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03-16-2009, 09:11 AM
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 ), but I would have given the Bruins the edge here ... Although I suppose the muskets would have ultimately gotten the bears, anyway.
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03-16-2009, 12:26 PM
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Bruin's a baby bear... not enough fight in it yet.
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03-16-2009, 12:45 PM
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Any bracket that has Siena as champions is good in my book!
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03-16-2009, 01:34 PM
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Phil may have too much time on his hands.....
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03-16-2009, 01:57 PM
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03-16-2009, 02:24 PM
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03-16-2009, 03:29 PM
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A Wolverine weighs in at an average weight of 38.5lbs. A Tiger weighs in at an average weight of 674lbs. Advantage Tigers. 
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03-16-2009, 07:14 PM
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Felix Unger talking to Oscar Madison: "Your horse could finish third by 20 lengths and they still pay you? And you have been losing money for all these years?!"
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03-16-2009, 07:17 PM
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I agree with Matt's #16.
However, I have his #8 as my #1.
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03-16-2009, 09:17 PM
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03-16-2009, 10:07 PM
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