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Old 03-17-2008, 09:18 AM
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Default happy st paddys day to all dters

good luck ,cuz every irishman needs it.

and to those who are not irish..sorry its not your fault

be happy you dont have to live with the curse of having corn beef and cabbage 1 time a year.every damn year...
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Old 03-17-2008, 09:21 AM
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Old 03-17-2008, 09:24 AM
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good luck ,cuz every irishman needs it.

and to those who are not irish..sorry its not your fault

be happy you dont have to live with the curse of having corn beef and cabbage 1 time a year.every damn year...

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Old 03-17-2008, 09:51 AM
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My fav Irish joke:

An American tourist is in a bar in ireland. He sees and old man sitting at the bar sulking over his beer. He pulls up a stool next to him and orders a drink.

He turns to him and says "Hello, I'm Mike, visiting from New York, nice to meet you.

Irishman looks up from his beer, and says my name is Shamus,... look out that window. See all those houses? I built every one of those with my own two hands... Do the call me Shamus the Bulider???...Nooo

Goes back to his drink. Few minutes later he looks back up and says, look at all those ribbons on the wall...I'm Ireland's 10 time champion bag piper. Do they call me Shamus the Piper???... Nooo

American can't figure out what is going on. He looks up a third time. He takes out a picture of a young boxer. That's me...5 times Irish Champion...do they call me Shamus the Fighter??? Noooo...


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Old 03-17-2008, 10:40 AM
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Help make St. Paddy's day a "real" holiday. Cheers to all...
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Old 03-17-2008, 11:40 AM
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be happy you dont have to live with the curse of having corn beef and cabbage 1 time a year.every damn year...
LOVE the corned beef but you can keep the cabbage!
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Old 03-17-2008, 12:06 PM
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