A Lost Art (handicapping)

[sdjcom]

Hello, Horseplayers
Why Is It Every, Horse Handicapper,pro Or Just A
Week-end Player,not A Vocation Two Them, Hooked On This Madd-
Ening Trend Towards Pick 4 Pick 6 Hi 5, Exotics? I Remember The
Basic Drf Form From The 1970,s Where What You Had Was Basic In- Fo And You Used Your Art Form Of How A Horse Was Coming Into A
Race, Speed Rate Variant Purse, And And Position. Now We All
Know That If You Play A Horse That Is Outclassed,wrong Distance
Or Carrying To Much Weight For His Ability That Is Your Fault.
However Form Can Be Fickle And Not Your Fault
Somedays The Horse Just Does,nt Feel Giving His Best, Maybe His
Planets Are Out Of Line, Ha! Now The Form Has All Of This Off
Track Stats, Trainers/jockey Stats And A Host Of Others. I Listen
To The Pros And They Now With This Worthless Info They Find
Something Good About Every Horse In The Race. Back To The Ex-
Otics,now They Are Are Picking 4-5 Horses To Spread And When
They Lose The Bet, They Will Say Did,nt I Talk About That 15- 1
Winner? Well They Touted Every Horse In The Race Go Figure.
I,ve Watched Good Art-form Handicappers Who
Were Selective And Money Managers, Go To This Spreading Of
Bets In Exotics, They Now Have No Confidence In Their Single
Overlay Play, Through The Unplayable Races In Exotis They Have Picked Up Bad Habits, But The Saddest Of All They Have Lost The
Art-form. Know What,s Guys Are Asking Me Who I Like In These
Races That Only God Could Pick, They Were Pitch Races In An
Era Long Gone, Who Do I Like In That Maiden Clm, You Got To Be Kidding Me Sdj-ky

[Hickory Hill Hoff]

I smell a..............

[blackthroatedwind]

Originally Posted by Hickory Hill Hoff

I smell a..............

.....headache if I actually make it completely through that.

Is that code?

[Danzig]

hell of a first post....

now where's the decon?

[miraja2]

Originally Posted by sdjcom

Hello, Horseplayers
Why Is It Every, Horse Handicapper,pro Or Just A
Week-end Player,not A Vocation Two Them, Hooked On This Madd-
Ening Trend Towards Pick 4 Pick 6 Hi 5, Exotics? I Remember The
Basic Drf Form From The 1970,s Where What You Had Was Basic In- Fo And You Used Your Art Form Of How A Horse Was Coming Into A
Race, Speed Rate Variant Purse, And And Position. Now We All
Know That If You Play A Horse That Is Outclassed,wrong Distance
Or Carrying To Much Weight For His Ability That Is Your Fault.
However Form Can Be Fickle And Not Your Fault
Somedays The Horse Just Does,nt Feel Giving His Best, Maybe His
Planets Are Out Of Line, Ha! Now The Form Has All Of This Off
Track Stats, Trainers/jockey Stats And A Host Of Others. I Listen
To The Pros And They Now With This Worthless Info They Find
Something Good About Every Horse In The Race. Back To The Ex-
Otics,now They Are Are Picking 4-5 Horses To Spread And When
They Lose The Bet, They Will Say Did,nt I Talk About That 15- 1
Winner? Well They Touted Every Horse In The Race Go Figure.
I,ve Watched Good Art-form Handicappers Who
Were Selective And Money Managers, Go To This Spreading Of
Bets In Exotics, They Now Have No Confidence In Their Single
Overlay Play, Through The Unplayable Races In Exotis They Have Picked Up Bad Habits, But The Saddest Of All They Have Lost The
Art-form. Know What,s Guys Are Asking Me Who I Like In These
Races That Only God Could Pick, They Were Pitch Races In An
Era Long Gone, Who Do I Like In That Maiden Clm, You Got To Be Kidding Me Sdj-ky

I certainly agree with what you said here at the end.

[miraja2]

Originally Posted by Danzig

hell of a first post....

now where's the decon?

I think only merasmag could translate for us.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7hX6PYi-Nk

[Danzig]

well...i just wonder, where's the point of it all??

or maybe i'd be better off just going to bed, rather than try to find the punch line.

[Hickory Hill Hoff]

Maybe he can translate...

[Hickory Hill Hoff]

Originally Posted by Pillow Pants

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7hX6PYi-Nk

Hey, one of those guys had the Santa Anita pick 6 from today!

[miraja2]

Originally Posted by Pillow Pants

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7hX6PYi-Nk

I don't think it is very nice to post a video of blocky and dixie fighting when they aren't even around anymore to defend
themselves.

I was looking for a clip of Dana Carvey's Grumpy Old Man...

[ateamstupid]

Originally Posted by sdjcom

Hello, Horseplayers
Why Is It Every, Horse Handicapper,pro Or Just A
Week-end Player,not A Vocation Two Them, Hooked On This Madd-
Ening Trend Towards Pick 4 Pick 6 Hi 5, Exotics? I Remember The
Basic Drf Form From The 1970,s Where What You Had Was Basic In- Fo And You Used Your Art Form Of How A Horse Was Coming Into A
Race, Speed Rate Variant Purse, And And Position. Now We All
Know That If You Play A Horse That Is Outclassed,wrong Distance
Or Carrying To Much Weight For His Ability That Is Your Fault.
However Form Can Be Fickle And Not Your Fault
Somedays The Horse Just Does,nt Feel Giving His Best, Maybe His
Planets Are Out Of Line, Ha! Now The Form Has All Of This Off
Track Stats, Trainers/jockey Stats And A Host Of Others. I Listen
To The Pros And They Now With This Worthless Info They Find
Something Good About Every Horse In The Race. Back To The Ex-
Otics,now They Are Are Picking 4-5 Horses To Spread And When
They Lose The Bet, They Will Say Did,nt I Talk About That 15- 1
Winner? Well They Touted Every Horse In The Race Go Figure.
I,ve Watched Good Art-form Handicappers Who
Were Selective And Money Managers, Go To This Spreading Of
Bets In Exotics, They Now Have No Confidence In Their Single
Overlay Play, Through The Unplayable Races In Exotis They Have Picked Up Bad Habits, But The Saddest Of All They Have Lost The
Art-form. Know What,s Guys Are Asking Me Who I Like In These
Races That Only God Could Pick, They Were Pitch Races In An
Era Long Gone, Who Do I Like In That Maiden Clm, You Got To Be Kidding Me Sdj-ky

I'm glad SOMEBODY finally said it.

Originally Posted by ateamstupid

I'm glad SOMEBODY finally said it.

LMAO

[Hickory Hill Hoff]

Originally Posted by miraja2

I don't think it is very nice to post a video of blocky and dixie fighting when they aren't even around anymore to defend themselves anymore.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=vqIPZhkJK-w&feature=related

Originally Posted by FlaFemFatale

LMAO

How's it hanging, Balletto?

Originally Posted by Pillow Pants

How's it hanging, Balletto?

It's MS Balletto to you, PeePee.

[Bigsmc]

Originally Posted by blackthroatedwind

.....headache if I actually make it completely through that.

Is that code?

I couldn't get past the first three lines...

[ArlJim78]

another lost art? (grammar)

[philcski]

I cannot
understand
when people write in
fits and starts
with words all over the page with no punctuation
call me stoopid but i was a math major
in college and i
never really learned to read