Was gonna title this English Channel cause I thought it would get your attnetion but my perverted mind wouldn't allow it, so..
Ummm Kev regarding that link yhou're not really walking around on those things, are you? I mean you click on it and the guys says hey guys how about an extra two inches and my first thought as I fanned myself was....
Okay well never mind
that part of it.
While an additional 2 inches in other places might not be objectionable

the people who love you love YOU Kev, just like all you guys. No need to pretend you're suddenly a little taller.
Right?