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Originally Posted by DerbyCat
This is good advice, if you bring her to dinner your mother and the rest of the family will think she's "The One" and they will pester you about her until you finally tell them she was just there so you could get laid. That will make your mother sad because she just wants the best for you... and she will not think that animal-sex is good for you. Grandchildren shouldn't come from animal-sex.  |
Exactly.
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Originally Posted by FGFan
NO!!!! Do NOT invite the sex kitten to your mothers birthday party!!!
Meet her after dinner, another nite but of all things do not invite her to the birthday dinner.
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Trying...
I went over to my parents house this morning and I gave my mom her gift and a card, and I told her she could have 10 minutes to harp on me about whatever as another gift.
1) What am I doing with my life?
2) When are you getting married?
3) Let me hook you up with someone?
4) You better not be doing a bunch of fluzys
She used up a full 10 minutes....
I'm going to the dinner tonight. As much as a pain in the ass that my mom is, she deserves it.