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Old 09-22-2014, 06:01 PM
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From Clyde

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7myjFBwDlIk


HOW TO PROPERLY MANIPULATE THE CLITORIS AND VULVA

by Clyde Collinwood,Creator of CLYDEFORM!!

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Oh my GOD!!

What the fucl< am I DOING!!?





Excuse me,Sporty Fans.I have made a serious boo boo and shall be changing my subject matter.


We need a new song.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZLKtjATZt0



Not a huge fan of timber framing, what with the tedium of crafting tortoise and tenon joints.


I mean MORTISE and tenon joints!!

What in the shell is my friggin' problem!?

A lady with a too tight turtle would think better than me.....AAAAHHHH!!!!...I meant GIRDLE!!


I guess reptile dysfunction is next.

Someone kill me.

ERECTILE!!!!




....uh, 'nother song....



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOaQAMC17GQ






ooooooooKAY!!!!

Maybe now I can get it in gear.



I have a room that is completely empty.I guess just saying"empty" kind of gets the point across.How can empty be completely empty? Empty is empty,right? That's another thing I have to stop.OK....it's empty.There is this extremely nutty yet very attractive girl(Don't they always go hand in hand? Nutty and attractive,I mean) who just happens to be the world's most organized hoarder.Hoarder's are usually,by law,slobs.

Not this girl.I have never seen junk so well packaged and labeled.Anyhoo----someone ratted on her and the health dept. said,"You bettah clean it up or hit the road.Too many exits and electrical sockets and fixtures are blocked."


Now it's ME who looks like a hoarder!!

I better get fellatio outta this.

Stay tuned.


I still think Obama looks like an Egyptian.

Oh they knew long ago this would happen.

Just look at the pyramid on the back of a one dollar bill.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Th3ycKQV_4k


Anyone know LindaLaura? I am so sick of British track announcers calling US races.They are A-BYSMAL! I cannot understand one word they bark.WentTheDayWell becomes " 'en a day 'el ".Buckwheat language would be clearer.Only Eskeemo's would vote for Sara Polin:But then igloos aren't the most challenging architectural problem ever presented.So there ya go.It's like-----if you lived on the equator,would you build a furnace for a house?At least they invented Eskeemo Pies.


Could NoAdvantage be an i-net mirage? That possibilty becomes more credible by the day for me.There cannot be a real Just Stupid,Curtis on the Take,Tits,SueyCide,Hack-A-Thaska-Los ,Drainos,PhantomOnMeds,StillFucl<edUp,ToxicCar.... .yadda-yadda-yadda.Those people are too dumb to be real!

Great Hunt&Kill List, by the way.

That place is one great big ol' non sequitur.

They believe there is a suicide bomber's reunion.



If carnage had a face....it would look like NoAdvantage.




Avanti Mon Ami's!!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lM5OUdo-z4Q
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