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Originally Posted by Downthestretch55
Pam and Kid...split? Wow, I was hoping this one would last.
Pamela Anderson's poetry
Great news tonight for Borat. After three different weddings, Pamela Anderson is divorcing her husband of less than four months. Apparently that is the length of time it takes to form irreconcilable differences. Anderson, summing up here marriage woes on her website with an almost Haiku like announcement: "Divorce, yes it’s true, unfortunately impossible."
Kid Rock and Ms. Anderson were engaged four years ago, then broke up, then spent their summer getting married, first in France in July, then in Beverly Hills at the beginning of August, then again in Nashville. The quick turn around between marriages, plural, and divorce, definitely surprising at least one publication today, this month’s issue of GQ Magazine, the same one that includes the Men of the Year, including me, named Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock the newlyweds of the year. You won’t see them at the dinner Wednesday night.
Pam, if ya need some friends to hang with, give Brit and Paris a call.
If ya really want to hang, you can always get more silicone.
A little more botox might work too, cause, ya ain't gettin' any younger, doncha know?
Good luck ya Baywatch babe. Kick up some sand!
What's David H doing lately?
pass the silly putty
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