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Originally Posted by mclem0822
Here is one that has gotten some chuckles.
This preacher was visiting an elderly parishioner. She invites him in, and sitting on the counter he notices a big bowl of peanuts. He says excuse me ma'am, would you mind if I had some peanuts? She says sure, help yourself. So they sit down and chat for an hour, or hour and a half and as he gets ready to leave he discovers he has eaten the entire bowl of peanuts. He says, I am so sorry I have eaten all the peanuts. She says " Oh that's ok, since I have lost my teeth all I can do is suck the chocolate off them"  |
Have you seen this card shark..
Did you really think that you had seen most forms of cheating at card games.
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Always good to have an Ace in the hole!!!!!!
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Thought for today.."No persons are more frequently wrong, than those who will not admit
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