[Downthestretch55]

Just got back from the grocery store.
Didn't know I'd find this bit of juicy gossip near the instant potatoes. Right next to the Uncle Ben's converted rice (hey...don't ask me, I didn't know what religion they were before).
Anyway, I had just put the Pillsbury doughboy into the bottom of the cart, right next to Hungry Jack (gosh, they looked good together), and who should come strolling down the aisle, filling their cart with mashed potatoes, gravy!!! Whooooo!
If you guessed Little Richard, you are correct....
and his current love interest???
You won't believe it!
Condaleeza Rice! (Hey, I gave you a clue above).
Yup! Right there between the oatmeal and the Italian breadcrumbs.

Well, I left them to their shopping while I did mine.
We met up again at the "check-out". They were in front of me.
And who do you think comes behind me?
You'll never guess.
Picture a shopping cart filled with beef. Right! Big red meat! A couple of bags of pork rinds. That's it.
If you guessed Mike Tyson and his current babe, Starr Jones....DING! DING!
Maybe you get a rib-eye. How did Starr get that purple one? OWWWCH!
Anger management might be in the works.

More tomorrow. I'll be tailing Mel Gibson and let you know what I find out.

pass the roasted beef