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 Sven is passing by Ole's hay shed one day when through a gap in thedoor he sees Ole doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old red
 Massey Ferguson .
 
 'What on earth are you doing Ole', says Sven
 
 'Jeez Sven, ye frightened the livin bejasus out of me', says an
 obviously embarrassed Ole, 'but me and the Missus been having some trouble
 lately in the bedroom department, and the Therapist suggested I do something
 sexy to a tractor."
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