I buy a big ole bottle of Jack Daniels and keep it in the freezer at my girlfriends house. I mix it up with Coke or Pepsi and get down with it.
I usually pass out in bed while we're watching a movie. My gf tells me stories about how I talk jibberish in my sleep.
One time, she said a conversation went like this...
Me: Did ya bet the under?
Her: Huh?
Me: Did ya bet the under?
Her: whaaa? What does 'bet the under mean'?
Me: Show me the ticket
Her: Whaaa?
Me: Show me the ticket
Her: What does bet the under mean? what are you talking about? What ticket?
Another one .....
Me: Pizza and Oranges.
Her: What? Pizza and Oranges!?
Me: Peace and Quiet... I said peace and quiet.
I have my doubts about this...but she claims she's going to record me the next time I do it.
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