And I always throw, yeah, I always throw somethin' wrong
You been puttin' up wit' my picks just way too long
I'm so gifted at findin' the cornerback the most
So I think it's time for me to throw a pick

Let's throw a pick for the douchebags,
Let's throw a pick for the assholes,
Let's throw a pick for the scumbags,
Every one of them that I know
Let's throw a pick for the jerkoffs
That'll never take work off
Baby, I got a plan
Throw an interception I sure can

She find pictures in my email
I sent this girl a picture of my, dick
I don't know what it is with females that look like my wife
But I'm not too good with that, s.hit
See, I could have me a good girl
And still be addicted to them hoodrats
And I just blame everything on you
At least you know that's what I'm good at

See, I always throw
And I always throw
Yeah, I always throw somethin' wrong
You been puttin' up with my picks just way too long
I'm so gifted at findin' the cornerback the most
So I think it's time for me to throw a pick

Let's throw a pick for the douchebags,
Let's throw a pick for the assholes,
Let's throw a pick for the scumbags,
Every one of them that I know
Let's throw a pick for the jerkoffs
That'll never take work off
Baby, I got a plan
Throw an interception I sure can

I-in-in-in-intercept me
Intercept it, baby
(Look at, look at, look at, look at you)
Intercept it, baby
(Look at you, look at you, look at you)
Intercept
Intercept it, baby