Is a good thing SeatleAllMeteorite kept his big mouth shut in the other thread or I would have chopped his head off right there.
I killed 5 people at Marc's.
I don't take anything from anybody.
There was a kiddie in a cart there....had to be like 10-12 months old.Still had that spaced out look in his eye;like he has no idea what's going on. That's how you tell the difference between a 1 year old and a two year old.They look glassy eyed and have awful bone structure;their faces look like mushed up putty.
Anyways...he was staring at me.
So I says..I says, "What the fucl< are you lookin' at?"
He got scared and started crying like a little sissy.
I told you I don't take anything from anyone.
I went to MickeyD's for coffee to go because I'm sick of the mess I make here..at "home."
I always manage to spill the little specs of coffee onto the floor in trying to get them into that stupid filter.One time, the spill spelled the words..."Look at the fridge."
I knew they were wrong because I have no magnetic letters on the fridge, but I looked anyway.
The fridge had grown arms and they were in such a position as if to say.."Well don't look at me."
Know what I did?
I squirted lighter fluid on the coffee specs trying to spell a new message on the floor... and then set them afire.Then I chopped the arms off the fridge.
This is why I went to MickeyD's.
When the register person told me it would be $1,I told her she was the scum of the earth and reeked of food handling...then I turned to the older than dirt woman behind me and said.."Hey. Give me a fucl<in' dollar."
She knew I meant business and gave me the dollar.
I didn't bother thanking her.
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