Were you really a cop before? Are you hot? If I come to your room in the Hilton, can you be in uniform and arrest me?
It's a fantasy.
The last time I was arrested was by a fat dude cop who I would have outrun if I wasn't wearing only my underwear and was dripping wet because he pulled me out of Edinboro Lake.
Gave me like a $175 fine for underage drinking - it was either that or do a few hours of community service. I told my grandma that "community service" meant picking up litter on the highway with murders and sex offenders - so she paid my fine for me. I also couldn't get my drivers license for 6 months - but, who cares about that.
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