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Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS
You are still putting some thought into the size my package.
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Yeah.
I remember many an IM conversation that went something a little like this...
Cfrischlin: Wops up dude.
Italianluvgod69: Not much. What jew doin?
Cfrischlin: Eh, reading about government coverups and such.
Italianluvgod69: My c--k is so majestic and lovely. You really should see it.
Cfrischlin: Sounds like a pretty good idea. Let me bust out my tweezer and magnifying glass set.
Italianluvgod69: Blah blah blah, Italians this, Italians that, I just measured myself not three nights ago, and I'll have you know I measured out at 8.5 inches! In fact, it takes two hands to handle myself!
Cfrischlin: What kind of hands do you use, Barbie doll hands?
Italianluvgod69: My statistics show that Italians, on average, have much larger penises than Jews. Plus, I'm 6 foot 1 which means I have to be huge!
Cfrischlin: Dude, everyone knows Jews are built bigger. Just look at our noses. I'd bet you anything I've got three inches on you.
Italianluvgod69: It's not just me, you can talk to any Italian, male or female, and they will tell you the same thing. Blah blah blah.
Cfrischlin: Hmm, I see.
A few months later, you would start it up all over again.
I should read through those logs of old IM chats I have laying around somewhere.