a southern belle gets on a plane to fly overseas...a well to do woman sits next to her.
'so where are y'all from' the southern belle asks?
snottily, the other replies 'from a place where we don't misplace our modifiers!'
a minute later, the belle turns to her again and smiles sweetly. 'so where are y'all from, bitch?'
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