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Originally Posted by BellamyRd.
answer to 7? what I wish you were wearing 
8....(at bar)
Man: "Have I shown you my magic watch?"
Woman: "No, what does it do?"
Man: "It tells me you are not wearing any underwear."
Woman: "Well it must be broken because I am wearing
underwear!"
Man: "Hmm... It must be an hour fast." |
I'm afraid I need to punish you.
I almost added a line about not giving him the answer but thought nah..... no one will.
Naughty!
Oh crap, now i need to think of something else. Ummm.....
#9. Here's a limerick.
The members of Derby Trail panel
think it's too hot for jammies of flannel
Take them off, take a pill,
get in bed, try to chill
and daydream about English Channel.