Say Goodbye To My Computer Monitor
It's demise has been sudden and drastic.
It got so blurry - that instead of rubbing one out to a variety of 20 second porn clips - I actually tried pitching one to a Gwen Stafani music video.
Uh huh, this my sh!t
All you boys jerk ya dicks like this
More than a few times I'll take it up my crack
Pull my hair, slap my ass, make it happen like that
Cause I ain't no Harlem Phat Girl
I ain't no Harlem Phat Girl
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