The mdf Fine Analysis of the 2007 Creeders Bup......I mean Breeders Cup.
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There's an awful lot of races..which I forgot. Maybe I have to come back tomorrow to do Saturdays card ( stop that hissing!).
But let's do this thing.
In staying with tradition a well known personality will fetch the cards for tomorrows 3 races.Miss Tessmaucher....the cards please.
MISS TESSMAUCHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !
Geez!!..is it that hard?
Thank you.
I will be employing my trash can and my shredder for purposes of card disposal.
The Filly and Mare Sprint:
(Womens wrestling

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Wild Gams
What a stupid name.
Crinkle
Trash can
Dream Rush
Blech
Crinkle
Trash Can
Oprahs Winney
Oh boy.
What were they thinking when they named this beast? Can it possibly get any cornier?
Maybe she'll recommend a book.
WHIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
La Traviwhateveah
Who in the heck is she??
Crinkle
Trash Can
ShaggyMane
I love early speed.
No I don't.
WHIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Miss Macy Sue
BARF!!
That's a Charlee name if I ever heard one.
Crinkle
Trash can
Miraculous Miss
Well it ain't gonna surprise me.
Crinkle
Trash can
Baroness Thatcher
Sounds regal...don't it?
Let's give the wench a proper shredding
WHIIIIIRRRRRRRRRR
Now laugh if you will...but heah is ya exactanatah:
Mayfield
Number 4
The Hill Gang
Curtis
Should win
Jazzy
Nifty
Snappy
Spiffy
First timer on ya dirt and 6 furlongs
Sounds like the 2nd half of the excatanatah ta me