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					Originally Posted by justindew
					
				 
				Judge: Will the defendant please rise? 
 
(Defendant stands) 
 
Judge: For the crime of murder, I sentence you to 50 years in prison. 
 
Defendant: No deal.  I didn't know the gun was loaded. 
 
Judge: Ok fine.  I'll lower it to 25 years, but you can't go into any more liquor stores after dark with a gun for 25 years after your release.  Will that work for you? 
 
Defendant: Yes.  I accept your offer. 
 
Judge: Thanks for working with me.  Sorry to drag you through this.   
 
 
 
(I admit I have little knowledge of the behind-the-scenes workings of the Kentucky Horse Racing Authority.) 
			
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 Plea deals in the real world are commonplace.