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Originally Posted by Cannon Shell
There are just so many places to go with this that I cant even begin...
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Okay, I'll stoop. Just this sentence alone is a wealth of possibilities:
"
Dr. Morehead made the diagnosis after rectal palpation and an ultrasound."
"Dr. Morehead" sounds like the result of an uninspired porn movie casting.
But, rising out of the gutter for a brief moment, performing rectal palpation on a horse is not a job task I'd envy.
--Dunbar