FOR CAL
''You sure you didn't use a Ouija (or weegie) board ma'am,
as we call it here in the South?''
{{ THAT IS BENEATH ME ~ MY 'TALENTS' GO BEYOND THE BEYOND}}
''I think you must have hopped on one foot three times, turned in a circle with
one eye closed, bowed toward Salem and drank a potion made of wolfsbane''
{{ I DO NOT CONSUME 'WOLFSBANE' = EVEN THO TIZ LEGAL
* IT'S ALSO DEADLY! ~ ADDITIONALLY: WOULD NEVER ADD
EYE OF NEWT OR TOE OF FROG AS I'M AN AVID ANIMAL LOVER }}
''... before you looked at the PPs ''
***HAVE NEVER USED PP's IN MY LIFE! ***
*MY SELECTIONS ARE BASED ON ONLY 3 ELEMENTS:
~ ~ ~ TIZ ELEMENTARY DEAR CAL ~ ~ ~
*** NAME OF THE HORSE ~ *** GRAYS! ~ *** SIRES
*** AND A WHOLE LOT OF PURRRRRRRFECT LUCK! ***
''You took 8 shots out of about 200 horses and hit two of them.''
{{ ACTUALLY HAD 4 ''SHOTS'' & 1 FINISHED ONLY 2nd = $0 }}
''I think your resume' must include high priestess of the dark arts''
*** I'LL NEVER TELL ~ & ~ YOU'LL NEVER KNOW! ***
''HIGH'' PRIESTESS IS LEGAL IN COLORADO!
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