Animal House (Universal, all rights reserved)
 

As I prepare for my ill-conceived, regularly-inaccurate radio show, I'm reminded by this afternoon's excitement of the scene in 'Animal House' (c) after Dean Wormer's visit to Delta...

Boone: "Well that was pleasant.. Awfully nice of him to drop by..."

once more into the breach dear friends...

hang in there kasept. it'll be ok!

I prefer the words of George Carlin.
"**** him!! **** him in the ass with a big rubber dick!! Then break it off and beat him over the head with the rest of it!!"

oh jesus. i just realized, i quoted a work by shakespeare and didn't give him credit. he'll rise from the grave and haunt me for sure. oh jesus, i used the name jesus....


anyone know a good lawyer?

Be careful Steve, you're on DOUBLE SECRET PROBATION!!!!

Steve,

Can't get enough of the Animal House Quotes!!!

See if you can guess what I am now? ........


Food fight!!!!


NC Tony

"Otis loves us!!"
"Otis my man!!!"

"You guys playing cards?" (Kent Dorfman)

This is the one my wife always says to me

"I think I am in love with a ******."

My all time favorite line - "My advice to you...start drinking heavily."

I pulled up the quotes..

This one is funny,

"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son."

EB..

You SHOULD NOT have to "pull up" the quotes.. They should be stored carefully in your most easily reachable memory banks...

"Mandy Pepperidge! Why I haven't seen you since we..."

This little mind of mine can only hold so much information and then I lose it. But, the quote page is freaking hilarious.

Flounder "May I have ten thousand marbles?" HA HA

Speaking of movies and lines from movies, I ran into Judge Reinhold the other day at the supermarket. I said to him, "Hamilton, Why aren't you wearing your Captain Hook's uniform?"

Steve a very funny and appropriate thread.

I'll add some words I live by...

I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.

And we're just the guys to do it!

Gee, I bet he never heard that one before.

You could have asked him if he thought Phoebe Cates was hot.

they have macdonalds we have mac dowells..they have the golden arches..we have the golden arks....coming to america......

This thread doesn't have a proper works cited list. I'm going to have to call the American Psychological Association at once. They'll probably hang up on me and tell me to do something better with my free time than snitching to them about a few threads on a free forum on which many of their employees read things, but that won't stop me from making threats and throwing my e-weight around!

You'll pay, Steve! I mean more than you already do to set up an avenue for ingrates like me to drone on about regulations and ethics for free as much as I please..

cyber bumz..

"party!!!!!!!!"

Back in '82....
 

Twenty five years ago, she sure was! Dated a girl that looked a little like her.
That girl is still HOT all these years later. ;)

Can you believe she married Kevin Cline. Nice pull down by him.

what's your source rand?:rolleyes: for the pic

all us Kevin's do well in that department Rand:cool:

Not that well.

I'd like married women for $300 alex :eek:

I am sooooo biting my tounge here.....:p

Are you saying Kev likes the taken ones? Can't be.

well...maybe not all...but this Kevin....well..you know:D

So much easier in the south. Girls are more approachable. No nonsense. Just business. I want to move south. Had enough.

from MY favorite national lampoon's flick....

Margo:You just march over there and slug that creep in the face.

Todd: I can't just attack someone.

Margo: Alright then, if you're not man enough to put an end to this shi t, then I am.

move on down bro...I will show you the ropes.:cool:

The problem is, I don't want to have to teach that the Civil War was the war of "northern aggression." Can't lie to these kids.

LOL..is that how that teach it here??? Been 16 years since I graduated..I forgot the way they taught me.


FYI: If you do move south....stay away from Roanoke. The local women must think that facial hair looks good on them:eek: :eek: Gotta be something in the water....

'happy holidays to all..go razorbacks... '

awww, poor hooves!!!! tigers baby, yeah!!!!

i gave my love a cherry that had no stone
i gave my love a chicken that had no bone
i gave my love a song that had no end.....




mm, sorry.

otter.... Uh, I said, "What a shame that a few bad apples have to spoil a good time for everyone by breaking the rules."


dean wormer...Put a sock in it, boy, or else you'll be outta here like sh it through a goose.

my favorite has got to be kevin bacon hysterically shrieking
'REMAIN CALM, ALL IS WEEEELLLL'

You guys are so old. Old School is better than Animal House.

How about when he answers the door in the first scene, and the guy says "I'm here for the gang bang."

Or Vince Vaugh saying how the new place will get Wilson "boy band as.s"
Just priceless.