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cowgirlintexas 05-01-2008 11:00 PM

War Emblem
 
Came across this in my browsings from the New York Times today.. Seems to be having a bit of a "hard" (or not) time still. http://www.nytimes.com/2008/04/28/sp...in&oref=slogin

sumitas 05-01-2008 11:59 PM

I always think back to when I saw Golden Missile at Milfer farm last November. It was a week after he arrived from Kentucky. He was shown to me in his round pen. There he stood with a huge erection as he was distracted by all the fillies nearby. He was even ejaculating just standing there. Then he bounced out of the pen to his stall. What a virile stallion he is. He is full of energy and has much desire for the fillies.

Cajungator26 05-02-2008 12:01 AM

Oh my God.

westcoastinvader 05-02-2008 02:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
Oh my God.

Going back to CowgirlinTexas and her shared article, maybe War Emblem prefers American faire to sushi?

"Not that there's anything wrong with that."...

:-)

GBBob 05-02-2008 05:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sumitas
I always think back to when I saw Golden Missile at Milfer farm last November. It was a week after he arrived from Kentucky. He was shown to me in his round pen. There he stood with a huge erection as he was distracted by all the fillies nearby. He was even ejaculating just standing there. Then he bounced out of the pen to his stall. What a virile stallion he is. He is full of energy and has much desire for the fillies.

What a fine first post to read this Friday morning
:eek:

Port Conway Lane 05-02-2008 06:11 AM

Can't browse on the net anymore without running across pornography.

herkhorse 05-02-2008 06:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Port Conway Lane
Can't browse on the net anymore without running across pornography.

:D

ArlJim78 05-02-2008 06:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sumitas
I always think back to when I saw Golden Missile at Milfer farm last November. It was a week after he arrived from Kentucky. He was shown to me in his round pen. There he stood with a huge erection as he was distracted by all the fillies nearby. He was even ejaculating just standing there. Then he bounced out of the pen to his stall. What a virile stallion he is. He is full of energy and has much desire for the fillies.

I'll bet you typed this post with one hand.

Danzig 05-02-2008 06:54 AM

the scary part is that he always thinks back to that! hell of a way to start the day....

oh, and kudos to golden missile-i think.

cowgirlintexas 05-02-2008 07:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sumitas
I always think back to when I saw Golden Missile at Milfer farm last November. It was a week after he arrived from Kentucky. He was shown to me in his round pen. There he stood with a huge erection as he was distracted by all the fillies nearby. He was even ejaculating just standing there. Then he bounced out of the pen to his stall. What a virile stallion he is. He is full of energy and has much desire for the fillies.

Just a tad TMI there Sumitas :rolleyes:

sumitas 05-02-2008 09:43 AM

Thanks creep. Grow up. Just relaying how virile Golden Missile is. These are just realistic observations. Where in your mind do foals come from, the cabbage patch ?

skippy3481 05-02-2008 09:52 AM

Yes, well virile would have been enough information. We didn't need the play-by-play.

sumitas 05-02-2008 09:55 AM

Try to get a grip on reality you all. I simply share an observation when being shown a stallion. Guess why stallions are stallions or doesn't that fit into your antiseptic tv world ?

Maybe because I work in a hospital I can understand physiological occurences. Maybe breeding isn't your cup of tea. Admit it and move on.

sumitas 05-02-2008 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danzig
the scary part is that he always thinks back to that! hell of a way to start the day....

oh, and kudos to golden missile-i think.

And I thought you started your day with a cup of coffee. :D

Coach Pants 05-02-2008 10:14 AM

you are worse than Michael Jorda..err Michael Jackson.

ArlJim78 05-02-2008 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sumitas
Try to get a grip on reality you all. I simply share an observation when being shown a stallion. Guess why stallions are stallions or doesn't that fit into your antiseptic tv world ?

Maybe because I work in a hospital I can understand physiological occurences. Maybe breeding isn't your cup of tea. Admit it and move on.

I found it interesting your use of the word "huge" in describing the horse.

sumitas 05-02-2008 10:22 AM

That is accurate. Few stallions , when shown, display that virility.

cakes44 05-02-2008 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sumitas
What a virile stallion he is. He is full of energy and has much desire for the fillies.

If I had a dime for every time I saw this on one of my high school report cards, I'd be a rich man.

miraja2 05-02-2008 02:23 PM

There have been a lot of great individual sentences around here recently.
PG85's "I am a legend" masterpiece comes to mind. DrugS's "Ann Landers" quip is also a classic.

But I think:
Quote:

Originally Posted by sumitas
He was even ejaculating just standing there.

is without question the greatest sentence in the history of this website.

miraja2 05-02-2008 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
You took the words out of my mouth. Easily one of the creepiest posts in DT history, congrats Sumitas.

One of?
What else even comes close?

ArlJim78 05-02-2008 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by miraja2
One of?
What else even comes close?

you must be another from the antiseptic tv world.

i'm still trying to figure out that line.

paisjpq 05-02-2008 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sumitas
I always think back to when I saw Golden Missile at Milfer farm last November. It was a week after he arrived from Kentucky. He was shown to me in his round pen. There he stood with a huge erection as he was distracted by all the fillies nearby. He was even ejaculating just standing there. Then he bounced out of the pen to his stall. What a virile stallion he is. He is full of energy and has much desire for the fillies.


wow...

gotta go with creepy....

and no, not because of my antiseptic world....
I've collected stallions for AI, foaled mares and even seen (gasp) Golden Missile breed....

but this post is just too much.

GPK 05-02-2008 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sumitas
I always think back to when I saw Golden Missile at Milfer farm last November. It was a week after he arrived from Kentucky. He was shown to me in his round pen. There he stood with a huge erection as he was distracted by all the fillies nearby. He was even ejaculating just standing there. Then he bounced out of the pen to his stall. What a virile stallion he is. He is full of energy and has much desire for the fillies.


Ejaculating while standing is over-rated anyways...


well...ah f*ck it...never mind.

GBBob 05-02-2008 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sumitas
I always think back to when I saw Golden Missile at Milfer farm last November. It was a week after he arrived from Kentucky. He was shown to me in his round pen. There he stood with a huge erection as he was distracted by all the fillies nearby. He was even ejaculating just standing there. Then he bounced out of the pen to his stall. What a virile stallion he is. He is full of energy and has much desire for the fillies.

bump

:)

chucklestheclown 04-14-2010 12:17 AM

Bump. To "relieve the pressure" of the stresses of Derby Fever.
:zz:
(I missed this the first time around so thank you for referencing it philcski)

santana 04-14-2010 04:38 AM

The question is , where is Cowgirlintexas?

miraja2 04-14-2010 09:49 AM

That post just never gets old.
Something about the rhythm of the writing and the utter creepiness of the sentiment comes together to form horsey-board perfection.

Merlinsky 04-14-2010 11:00 PM

Ahh this is the 2nd time I've been scarred by this post. The first time I followed a url on another thread but didn't look at the thread title. The 2nd time I click on this one and read it all over again. Oh well. Creep me out once, shame on you... creep me out twice...

clyde 04-15-2010 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by santana (Post 635911)
The question is , where is Cowgirlintexas?



Would ..Texas surprise you?




( It's him---right? )


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