Robert Goulet Still Dead
 

Still confirming early reports..but looks to be true.

Possibly his most famous song......Nothing is Impossible in Dreams--Not Even Dannie.

Why isn't this man a head coach???

He changed his name from Robert Goulash when his parents gave him the boot.

Chances of survival are poor.

Deceased relatives have been notified to come asap.

Many objected when Goulet was pronounced dead.







"It's GOO-LAY!!...GOO-LAY!!" ....they shreiked.

Idi Amin ,the Goulet Cook, has also been notified.

Ditto for Canibal Lector.

Goulet emerged to the top of the singing industry after a successful career as a matador. Contrary to rumor...he was never a jar.






Bull Fighting fans loved him so much the tv announcer had to say..."Oh they're not saying Ole'!.......They're saying GOO-LAY!"

Survived by daughter FritoLay and son HockeyGoLay.

EARTH SHAKING NEWS!!


The reuslts of a seismograph taken on Goulet's brain indicate he may be dreaming.

Would he dare dream the impossible?

WILL HE MAKE A COMEBACK!?

Shaken by the latest news....Canadians are now flying their flags at half passed.

Until further notice...Robert Goulet Day will only be recognized for half a day.

you've been watching 'keeping up appearances', haven't you?

Actually,Dannie, I don't know what that is.

I think they probably watch me.





I just try to keep my POV up.

Oh Dannie.





I have to provide maintenance on the Ohio Stadium cam view.

Would you like to come with me?

I don't think Dannie wants to come.











Clitty.









Oh boy.











I mean pity.

I better get back on topic....mighty fast!

Goulet did leave a note.






It was D minor.

He left his car one,too.



A flat.

It looks as though Trigger Mortis has set in....Goulet will now be buried in the Roy Rogers family plot.

it's a show on bbc america. a comedy about an insufferable woman, her last name is bucket. but she is determined that it be pronounced 'bouquet'. your post about about goo-lay reminded me of her.

Gosh..I think I'd like that show!!


When's it on?

and i figured my story would bore you to tears.
i have no idea when it comes on, but i could look.

Do not underestimate me.




I like your answer.

But don't strain yourself..I suppose I can find out by way of the web.

Hi Morty.


How was your day?











































Oh...

















RIP GOULET

Its on PBS.
So it may be on diff. times
depending where one lives.

It comes on Sunday night here.
I believe it is 10 or 11 pm.
Since Morton's time zone exists
in HELLI dont have access to a conversion table

Gosh..that rhymed!




Oh..kinda slow..and yours?





Say...ya wouldn't know if you can and if so .... how to get photos attatched to pm's ...would you?

Oh.






Just because people tell me to go there doesn't mean I am there.

Dannie...meeet me in Snowy later at the Stadium cam .....ok?

it's not currently showing up on the bbc schedule, so it might be out of rotation right now.
but it is a funny show.

Do you guys have a PBS affiliate?
Its on PBS every Sunday night here.
It has been for the last 7 or 8 years.

The woman always nagging her husband
to drive her places... throwing silly tea parties
and such to keep up appearances.

i think we do. but i also think i've seen all of them by now...not much of a tv viewer.

that woman reminds me of my monster in law tho. except that hyacinth is clean and neat.

OOOOOOOOOO

I don't think it's possible on here.

Hey thanks....I didn't think so.



Oh well.....several females requested pud pics.

Too bad.






Sorry Dannie....et al.

What kind of camera are you using for the microscope?

Well,Mr.SmartyPants,it actually requires the use of a very high and wide angle lens in order to get the full pudian view in one shot.

Dannie...and et al;


I am trying to set up a pud cam for you.