Morty's Girls Auditions! .... Yay!
 

This is going to be so much fun!




All you have to do is be a girl.....and simply audition by however you would like to ....whatever you would like to do or say.


I,Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy, will be the sole judge. ....=;>




We will then have an approved list and you will be granted many priviledges.



I can't wait!





















And I CAN be bought!

Jeezustapdancingchrist.

This.....

ought to be.....




GOOD!!!!!:D

Here you go
 

Oh boy.















Two audtions.

Two rejections.






I'm terribly sorry ladies....but it does take a lot to gain entry.

Good try though....best to you in the future.

Thank you WingNut.









The exit is just to your right....

...no,no...the other right.


There ya go...ta-ta...thanks all the same.

Posters flocking to this thread........

































Good job.........









clap......clap......











You've got one female response ( and not a positive one at that )......












and two guys.......











or actually three ( or maybe 2 1/2 ).

GOO-FOO!!








Now that the clowning portion is over with...


...these are just the early returns.



This started very late...tomorrow will be gangbusters.














I certainly hope I don't have to APPOINT members.




Dont fail me ladies.

Come on Theb, Morty needs your support here....the early returns are not looking so good...

DID I WIN? DID I WIN

DID I WIN??

I guess I'll post pic below.....





....

[quote=robfla]DID I WIN? DID I WIN

DID I WIN??

I guess I'll post pic below.....





....


NO YOU DID NOT

---------------


Another sen-sen overdoser.

Boy...you can say that again.











But don't.

If I win, will I FINALLY get to meet Regis???????:D

YES!!


OH GOOD JOB DEBBIE!!!!





You are the very first winner off the audition and I do hereby crown you as the very FIRST MORTY'S GIRL!!!











YAY-EZ!!!!!!!!!

It's going very well!!

Dare I say...........swimmingly?

Here's Buffy...




See I will play nice if you will Mortikins.

!!








You certainly may!

Bloody awful.


















ror!




I have to say....fine work......good job.





You look a lot better than I thought you did.









But who's kidding who here?










I mean you're not exactly Printheth Doreen.......know what ahm sayin'?









Thank you for your participation.














But I have to say....




















...uh no.

I see she tried to fool you with a picture of Carla.

I hope I can stifle this one.
I can't.





















RULE-ENG UN ZE FLOUR!!!!









LEFF-ENG MAY ESS OAF!!!!!

Shame on you MommyDearest.





Submitting a photo of another poster is a very serious offense.





You may not audition next year....I'm sorry.

Gee.





I didn't know Carla was into posing nude.

She's got great eyes,though.

And would you look at that noble snout.

Oh, you silly men. That really is Buffy.

UnclyTrust..





...really.

Carla is Buffy.












thud

I just got out of a meeting with Fox Tv.... How sooon can we get this on TV ? They want to move a cops show and get this on the air by saturday! :p

All you men posting here must have heard about Morty's soft hands.

Mocking?

Pathetic.

NO










GO TO BED!

YES!!!








CARE-LA BECOMES THE SECOND MORTY'S GIRLS!!

OK, no more playing with you. You confuse Buffy for some Carla girl.

Aunty Cooby?
I see that brain damage is acting up again.
Morty, I love the picture you sent me of your hands. So kind and....

soft.

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Oh my God.





I must make the proper correction. You both are so much alike.















THE FRIGGIN PHOTO IS TO DIE FOR!!!







OOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOO

I got 6 months in the big house for that last time it happened.