Derby Trail Forums

Derby Trail Forums (http://www.derbytrail.com/forums/index.php)
-   Esoteric Central (http://www.derbytrail.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=8)
-   -   Morty's Girls Auditions! .... Yay! (http://www.derbytrail.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13935)

Mortimer 06-05-2007 09:38 PM

Morty's Girls Auditions! .... Yay!
 
This is going to be so much fun!




All you have to do is be a girl.....and simply audition by however you would like to ....whatever you would like to do or say.


I,Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy, will be the sole judge. ....=;>




We will then have an approved list and you will be granted many priviledges.



I can't wait!





















And I CAN be bought!

Cajungator26 06-05-2007 09:49 PM

Jeezustapdancingchrist.

Hickory Hill Hoff 06-05-2007 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
This is going to be so much fun!




All you have to do is be a girl.....and simply audition by however you would like to ....whatever you would like to do or say.


I,Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy, will be the sole judge. ....=;>




We will then have an approved list and you will be granted many priviledges.



I can't wait!





















And I CAN be bought!


This.....

ought to be.....




GOOD!!!!!:D

AeWingnut 06-05-2007 10:17 PM

Here you go
 

Mortimer 06-05-2007 10:17 PM

Oh boy.















Two audtions.

Two rejections.






I'm terribly sorry ladies....but it does take a lot to gain entry.

Good try though....best to you in the future.

Mortimer 06-05-2007 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AeWingnut

Thank you WingNut.









The exit is just to your right....

...no,no...the other right.


There ya go...ta-ta...thanks all the same.

blackthroatedwind 06-05-2007 10:26 PM

Posters flocking to this thread........

































Good job.........









clap......clap......











You've got one female response ( and not a positive one at that )......












and two guys.......











or actually three ( or maybe 2 1/2 ).

Mortimer 06-05-2007 10:30 PM

GOO-FOO!!








Now that the clowning portion is over with...


...these are just the early returns.



This started very late...tomorrow will be gangbusters.














I certainly hope I don't have to APPOINT members.




Dont fail me ladies.

Payson Dave 06-06-2007 06:25 AM

Come on Theb, Morty needs your support here....the early returns are not looking so good...

robfla 06-06-2007 07:41 AM

DID I WIN? DID I WIN

DID I WIN??

I guess I'll post pic below.....





....














Mortimer 06-06-2007 08:24 AM

[quote=robfla]DID I WIN? DID I WIN

DID I WIN??

I guess I'll post pic below.....





....


NO YOU DID NOT

Mortimer 06-06-2007 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Oh boy. You have outdone yourself this time Morty. I expect this to be a rousing.......


THUD

---------------


Another sen-sen overdoser.

Mortimer 06-06-2007 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Payson Dave
Come on Theb, Morty needs your support here....the early returns are not looking so good...



Boy...you can say that again.











But don't.

Rileyoriley 06-06-2007 08:51 AM

If I win, will I FINALLY get to meet Regis???????:D

Mortimer 06-06-2007 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
If I win, will I FINALLY get to meet Regis???????:D


YES!!


OH GOOD JOB DEBBIE!!!!





You are the very first winner off the audition and I do hereby crown you as the very FIRST MORTY'S GIRL!!!











YAY-EZ!!!!!!!!!

Mortimer 06-06-2007 09:28 AM

It's going very well!!

blackthroatedwind 06-06-2007 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
It's going very well!!



Dare I say...........swimmingly?

Buffymommy 06-06-2007 09:33 AM

Here's Buffy...




See I will play nice if you will Mortikins.

Mortimer 06-06-2007 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackthroatedwind
Dare I say...........swimmingly?

!!








You certainly may!

Mortimer 06-06-2007 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buffymommy
Here's Buffy...




See I will play nice if you will Mortikins.









Bloody awful.



















ror!




I have to say....fine work......good job.





You look a lot better than I thought you did.









But who's kidding who here?










I mean you're not exactly Printheth Doreen.......know what ahm sayin'?









Thank you for your participation.














But I have to say....




















...uh no.

blackthroatedwind 06-06-2007 09:45 AM

I see she tried to fool you with a picture of Carla.

Mortimer 06-06-2007 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackthroatedwind
I see she tried to fool you with a picture of Carla.



I hope I can stifle this one.
I can't.





















RULE-ENG UN ZE FLOUR!!!!









LEFF-ENG MAY ESS OAF!!!!!

Mortimer 06-06-2007 09:47 AM

GOO-FOO!

Mortimer 06-06-2007 09:49 AM

Shame on you MommyDearest.





Submitting a photo of another poster is a very serious offense.





You may not audition next year....I'm sorry.

Mortimer 06-06-2007 09:52 AM

Gee.





I didn't know Carla was into posing nude.

She's got great eyes,though.

Mortimer 06-06-2007 09:53 AM

And would you look at that noble snout.

Antitrust32 06-06-2007 09:59 AM

if I give you the trifecta for the 5th race at belmont today will you pick me? please?

Buffymommy 06-06-2007 10:01 AM

Oh, you silly men. That really is Buffy.

Mortimer 06-06-2007 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32
if I give you the trifecta for the 5th race at belmont today will you pick me? please?


UnclyTrust..





...really.

Mortimer 06-06-2007 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buffymommy
Oh, you silly men. That really is Buffy.

Carla is Buffy.












thud

2 Dollar Bill 06-06-2007 10:35 AM

I just got out of a meeting with Fox Tv.... How sooon can we get this on TV ? They want to move a cops show and get this on the air by saturday! :p

Bystander 06-06-2007 10:39 AM

All you men posting here must have heard about Morty's soft hands.

Mocking?

Pathetic.

Mortimer 06-06-2007 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2 Dollar Bill
I just got out of a meeting with Fox Tv.... How sooon can we get this on TV ? They want to move a cops show and get this on the air by saturday! :p


NO










GO TO BED!

Mortimer 06-06-2007 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bystander
All you men posting here must have heard about Morty's soft hands.

Mocking?

Pathetic.


YES!!!








CARE-LA BECOMES THE SECOND MORTY'S GIRLS!!

Buffymommy 06-06-2007 10:44 AM

OK, no more playing with you. You confuse Buffy for some Carla girl.

Bystander 06-06-2007 10:45 AM

Aunty Cooby?
I see that brain damage is acting up again.
Morty, I love the picture you sent me of your hands. So kind and....

soft.


2 Dollar Bill 06-06-2007 10:47 AM

*********Available On Tuesday June 19, 2007
The DVD release of
Morty's Girls Gone Wild $29.95

[ also available in Blue Ray Disk ]

******pre-orders @ Amazon June 16, 2007*******

Mortimer 06-06-2007 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bystander
Aunty Cooby?
I see that brain damage is acting up again.
Morty, I love the picture you sent me of your hands. So kind and....

soft.



Oh my God.





I must make the proper correction. You both are so much alike.















THE FRIGGIN PHOTO IS TO DIE FOR!!!







OOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOO

Mortimer 06-06-2007 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buffymommy
OK, no more playing with you. You confuse Buffy for some Carla girl.



I got 6 months in the big house for that last time it happened.


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 04:00 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.