What about SugarLips....UPS!!...I mean my therapist??

Willl you kindly stop encouraging this fleecing...please?

You-o are-o el welcome-o.....my little bottomless I mean cherry pit.

I want to be a gold digger too, dammit!

Hey! Maybe we could be "Morty's Golddiggers"! Send us some money!!!!!!

I think that Morty has his hands full with Thebby. There has to be someone else...

Dave? GPK?:rolleyes:

Aha! I think I know who. Storm Cadet, where are you?

Kevin? Not enough $$ for the two of us.

SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!!!!!!!!

I'll trust you on this one. You know them better than I.:D

I'm getting the impression that Storm doesn't want to throw money at us.

I've decided to audition for the role of Morty's girl. I assume I qualify.

Checks in the mail!:D CG...did you buy us that $500,000 colt at the OBS sale yet from last weeks check?

Not yet... :cool:

Hip 123 is out I think, anyway. Boohoo.

Highland Cat is entered to run on June 23, 2007 at COLONIAL DOWNS


Race: 5 Distance: One Mile Surface: Inner turf Age: 4 Sex: Gelding
Race Type: Claiming Purse: $15000
Jockey: Nick Santagata
Trainer: Ann W. Merryman
Race conditions: INNER TURF FOR THREE YEAR OLDS AND UPWARD WHICH HAVE NEVER WON TWO RACES. Three Year Olds, 118 lbs.; Older, 124 lbs. Non-winners Of A Race Since May 23 Allowed 2 lbs. A Race Since April 23 Allowed 4 lbs. Claiming Price $16,000, For Each $1,000 To $14,000 1 lb. (Races Where Entered For $12,500 Or Less Not Considered In Allowances).
Last Raced: 05/24/2007 at BELMONT PARK in Race 7
Finish Position: 5th
Last Reported Workouts:
05/17/2007-BELMONT PARK-Five Furlongs-Dirt training Fast-1.02:67 Breezing
04/22/2007-BELMONT PARK-Five Furlongs-Dirt training Fast-1.03:12 Breezing
04/07/2007-BELMONT PARK-Four Furlongs-Dirt training Fast-49:40 Breezing


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If my Highland Rat wins...maybe we'll send the $$$$;)

Not me... I spent all my money on a Ford 4x4...

Brat! :p

They just said 123 is out...I'm watching the sales live on the OBS site!

Then what did you do with last weeks check?:mad: Your getting more expensive than my daughter:p

Well at least we can ride in style!:D

I put it in a wealth transfer insurance product so that I could earn some interest on it until we find the right horse, honey. :)

I don't like the sound of the word transfer:eek:

Yes... that we could...:D :D

Buy Hip #49 if you can.

That filly looked alarmingly athletic and well bred for a horse going at OBS June.

So much for that idea---she already sold...and for $190K.

No great bargain there.

Who was she out of?

She's a Jump Start filly out of Chandelier. Very nice looking although I kinda like hip 136 a bit better.

Thanks. Just curious.

Me too! I'm still waiting on that second check from Stormy, though...

All outta checks...can I send cash this week?:confused:

You can wire me the money... much safer. I'll even let you pay the wire fee. :p

If you need it quicker...you can always go to the OBS Sales book keeper and make a cash withdrawal from my horseman's account...might be quicker and cleaner...Uncle Sam can't trace that:D

..uh...have you ever seen Thebby...ma'am??....

I'd like a More Than Ready filly if you see a good one. Stormy can pay of course!:D

My Straight Man filly just sold for 62k.

That More Than Ready colt that went 10 seconds flat will probably be the sale topper.

http://obssales.com/juncatalog/2007/345.PDF

Morty,

You missed your 8AM hernia repair surgery...I drank all your anesthesia waiting for you! Now I am blasted for the day and cant read the Racing Form for Belmont pick-6.

Please call the office to reschedule!

Morty,

I can't fit you into my surgical schedule anymore!

I've found you a great replacement MD and I think he's available now!

OOOOOOOOOO





I hope Thebby is in there.

Tripod has failed to do so.

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Morty!!!